Today, I went to the ER for right testicle pain and problems.... - FML

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By Turtle - 16/01/2017 20:57

Today, I went to the ER for right testicle pain and problems. After some tests and things, I get to have the left one removed for a "Dark Spot" later this month. FML.

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GhostFox 33

Tuesday 24 January 2017 12:24

Better to find out now- better chance of preventing the cancer (if that is what it is) from spreading to the rest of your body. Plus, you still have the right one and can always have a prosthetic ******** implanted. If there are concerns about the right one, look into freezing some sperm.

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GhostFox 33

Tuesday 24 January 2017 12:24

Better to find out now- better chance of preventing the cancer (if that is what it is) from spreading to the rest of your body. Plus, you still have the right one and can always have a prosthetic ******** implanted. If there are concerns about the right one, look into freezing some sperm.

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