Miscellaneous: Today, I was pumping the tire of my bicycle indoors, and suddenly...

By Anonymous - 16/01/2017 20:00

Today, I was pumping the tire of my bicycle indoors, and suddenly the inner tube exploded next to my head. One ear is now ringing and the other one feels like it's bleeding. FML

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By Anon O'Mous - 02/01/2012 15:38 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower at the gym when hearing a loud popping noise. Surprised and startled, I jumped and slipped, hitting my head against the shower wall that left a small gash. The pop noise was just someone blowing bubbles from their gum. FML

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Coming through

By Anonymous - 09/08/2023 18:00

Today, I was cleaning wax out my ears when my wife came barrelling into the bathroom, desperate to pee. The door slammed right into the side of my head and the cotton swab I was using was pushed all the way in and ruptured my eardrum. FML

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Cool moves

By UUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH - 09/11/2022 22:00

Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML

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By Helmet - 20/10/2011 04:05 - United States

Today, I needed to buy a new crash-helmet. I went to the motorbike shop and saw one I liked the look of. It was a bit of a tight fit, and I got my head stuck in it. I had to get the guy behind the counter to help me pull it off. My ears are still numb. FML

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By myheadhurts - 12/11/2013 02:14 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML

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I want to ride my bicycle

By Anonymous - 06/09/2021 17:01

Today, I went to the drugstore on my bike. The chain came off, the pedal punctured the top of my foot and I was bleeding a lot. To add insult to injury, the ATM inside was broken. I got gauze instead of the cash I came for. FML

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Shite day

By Anonymous - 26/06/2023 13:00 - Pakistan - Gujranwala

Today, while coming home from school on my bike, I lost control of it, and went straight into a light pole. Thankfully I was at a very low speed. After that, someone splashed puddle of water at me with their car. After getting to home, I went to take a bath during which the shampoo went into my left eye. It's still hurting. FML

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By Rachal - 30/01/2012 01:27 - United States

Today, I was standing in the bathroom and farted. It felt like someone stabbed me in the butt. I jumped out of shock, and my head slammed into the mirror. My glasses fell onto the floor and broke. I now need new glasses, a new mirror, and an ice pack for my head. All because I farted. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2015 04:20 - United States - Tempe

Today, after vacuuming, I struggled to pull the nozzle attachment out. I yanked it too hard and it flew out, hitting me in the face and causing my head to jerk back into the wall behind me. My girlfriend had to drive me to the hospital for my concussion. FML

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By severely late.... again! - 26/10/2017 22:56

Today, as I got on the bus to commute to work, its front right tire exploded. Everyone, including the driver, glared at me while getting off. The next bus arrives in 2 hours. FML

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Magnoxidans 19

Monday 16 January 2017 20:04

Definitely want to get to a doctors ASAP to make sure you haven't ruptured an eardrum.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 16 January 2017 20:33

That's unheard of!

Comments

Magnoxidans 19

Monday 16 January 2017 20:04

Definitely want to get to a doctors ASAP to make sure you haven't ruptured an eardrum.

tommyfox 19

Monday 16 January 2017 20:08

Sounds like a tiring experience.

ahabsfan 14

Monday 16 January 2017 20:18

Are you blind too? Can't you look to see if the other ear is bleeding?

RichardPencil 30

Monday 16 January 2017 20:33

That's unheard of!

ImGoth 15

Monday 16 January 2017 20:56

I hope you're typing this at the hospital

zainman13 26

Monday 16 January 2017 21:03

Medical Attention Now!!

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Monday 16 January 2017 21:34

You can't do it like masturbation otherwise it ends messy.

Bekll 31

Monday 16 January 2017 21:35

You should go to an ENT and make sure your ear drum hadn't burst! Also, tinnitus can be permanent so don't listen to any loud music for a few weeks that can cause any more damage.