This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By ReiracsNeve - 02/02/2016 05:37 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I went to my grandma's house to visit. She's an elderly woman, so I asked if there was anything I could do to help. She told me to take the dog out, so I did, but one thing she didn't tell me is that her dog loves to take explosive shits everywhere. FML
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Top comments

Why do you think grandma didn't want to take the dog out? :,D

cprad11 12

I guess you could say that you... had a blast.

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Sounds like a pretty shitty visit... I'll see myself out.

I can't believe first comment was wasted on this

please let the door hit you on the way out

AliGInTheHouse 24

That pun kinda lost its humour after the 500th time.

It would have been better to say that he had a shitzu of a visit...

Why do you think grandma didn't want to take the dog out? :,D

cprad11 12

I guess you could say that you... had a blast.

It sounds like OP had a terrierble time.

What's up with the down votes? I thought it was furry funny

Grandma doesn't take the dog out. Dog takes explosive *****. Grandma is smart. Be like grandma

Well that's what you get for helping your grandma

Hearing loss might have caused her not being able to share that knowledge with you ;)

danceinconverse 25

What is with all the grandma FMLs? You all have some pretty shitty grandmas.

FML staff is low-key poking fun at the grandma that writes those monthly stories

M3DO 24

There has been a lot of grandma FMLs lately.