Miscellaneous: Today, I went to Britney's concert. About halfway through the...

By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 08:07 - Canada

Today, I went to Britney's concert. About halfway through the show, the person next to me turns to me and asks, "Can you do me a favour?" Thinking that she wanted me to look after her stuff, I said sure. Her next sentence was: "Can you stop singing?" FML

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By WhoAreThesePeople - 05/04/2022 22:00

Today, I was working a concert ticket booth. A lady gave me her ticket, I punched it, and told her to enjoy the show. She asked for the “hotel.” Apparently, she thought that the concert ticket cost included a hotel stay, since she traveled from out of state. She cussed me out and had to be escorted out. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2019 20:00

Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML

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By NotChadKrouger - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I was auditioning for a talent show. I asked my girlfriend if I could sing to her before I went. She said sure. Thirty seconds in, she got up and mumbled, "You're only going to embarrass yourself." FML

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By anonymous - 13/06/2012 16:58 - United States - Mundelein

Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML

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By embarrassed4life - 25/06/2009 04:34 - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom when the girl in the stall next to me started asking me how I was doing. Thinking it was weird but not wanting to be rude, I answered her questions. Halfway though our conversation she said: "Hold on, the girl in the stall next to me thinks I'm talking to her." FML

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By concertqueen - 27/08/2011 22:40 - United States

Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2023 10:00

Today, I was at my sister's concert. Some girls sitting behind me were cheering for someone and being annoying. Halfway through I yelled my sister's name, only to get called out, pointed at, and yelled at for being disrespectful. The other girls didn't get yelled at when they were being more disruptive than me. FML

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By shtzbutnogiggles - 17/05/2016 14:10 - United States

Today, I was at a concert and I was having so much fun. Unfortunately, this was cut short when the person behind me with the worst halitosis started singing along to the songs. He knew ALL the lyrics. FML

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By musicmaniac13 - 18/03/2011 19:08 - France

Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML

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By deserted - 01/09/2010 07:05 - France

Today, I was going to meet my friend at a concert. I got there before her, so I went in to check out the local bands that were playing before the headliner. When she got there, I went just outside the building to give her a ticket. The security guards wouldn't let me back in. She went in anyway. FML

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jennaleighhh 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 19:57

Thats the problem with concerts. Yes, I know how much you love the person you're seeing. But for the sake of everyone else, don't sing. We came to see britney, not you. Let it be enjoyable for others as well.

shree 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 19:58

Had she heard Britney live before? You were probably better.

Comments

CarterColbie 4

Thursday 14 January 2010 1:52

You know Britney Spears thinks Canada is overseas. I'd be ashamed to even listen to the horrid singing of a talentless American pop singer.

r0ck5t4r 3

Friday 12 March 2010 21:43

honestly, don't sing along at concerts, except maybe during the chorus. that lady bought her ticket to hear Brittany sing, not you.

r0ck5t4r 3

Friday 12 March 2010 21:46

i was at a Godsmack concert and this fat 13-yr-old girl was screaming, not singing along but literally just screaming as loud as she could. at least you probably weren't as annoying as that.

Norther 1

Thursday 31 March 2011 20:15

#8 once i read Britteny, i voted YDI...

tamoodielovesmar 1

Saturday 11 June 2011 20:00

ive been to 8 concerts, and everyone sings. theyre not trying to sing, there just screaming, really, who is their to impress?!??!

thebrightside14 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 6:04

you deserve it for even being at a britney spears concert in the first place.

kei1108 13

Thursday 7 July 2011 1:56

uh they can't say that. Especially at a CONCERT! I mean, Really? Psh.. Rude.

mic203 2

Monday 12 September 2011 9:12

Its a concert,britney is supposed to sing nat u,and i bet about a dollar she aint a fan of yours,go pop,show pu$$y to the paparazi...who knows?

AlwaysAndNever 5

Sunday 2 December 2012 1:53

Don't you know the first rule of any musical performance? You NEVER sing during it. People aren't paying to go and see you. Shut your mouth. Please cue the thumbs down, I don't care.