Intimacy: Today, I went to a gay club with my supportive straight best...

By Username - 12/09/2010 14:46 - France

Today, I went to a gay club with my supportive straight best friend to find me a date. Somehow, she managed to go home with a guy and I'm still decidedly single. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 23:00 - Canada

Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML

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By ThirdWheelHell - 30/06/2016 06:07 - United States - Farmville

Today, I had a date with a guy. We ran into our gay friend at the theater, who insisted on coming along. My date was pissed, but I couldn't turn our friend away. Afterwards, my date texted our friend, mad because he crashed the date. Turns out he isn't gay. And only crashed it because he likes me. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, my good buddy of about two years set me up on a blind date. I got to the meeting point and realized that my date was a guy. My "buddy" honestly thought I was gay. FML

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By NeverNumberOne - 23/04/2018 01:30

Today, I finally got the courage to ask my best friend to go on a date with me. She assumed I meant a double date and squealed, "Who's the lucky guy?!" She thought I was her gay best friend for the past year. FML

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By Pride lost - 20/01/2026 03:00

Today, my girlfriend and I went out with one of her guy friends. After two bars, we ended up back at her place and somehow the three of us ended up in bed. I was a Gold Star Lesbian and now I'm just a slutty bi girl. FML

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By britt71411 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes. She did, and I'm now single. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 21:29 - United States

Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML

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You tried

By Anonymous - 09/12/2011 07:56 - Australia

Today, I was set up on a blind date. When I arrived, the person waiting for me was a woman. It appears that my friends have always thought I was a lesbian, and that they 'played along' when I talked about guys. FML

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By therealkathl - 05/03/2015 13:32 - Austria

Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML

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By C2 - 17/01/2009 23:17 - Australia

Today, at a party, I watched the guy I've liked for AGES come out of a bedroom with one of my gay male friends. They were in there for a while. FML

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bigbadtim 7

Sunday 12 September 2010 19:17

Wow, either your friend found the only straight guy in the bar, or she can turn a gay man straight.

smiley_ily 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 19:10

aww, maybe it wasn't your time ? keep positive though :)

Comments

dickster 0

Monday 13 September 2010 4:06

YDI for being gay. Repent, heathen.

QWERTYCommander 5

Monday 13 September 2010 4:36

Says the guy named "dickster".

ZomgWeAreClubKid 0

Monday 13 September 2010 5:46

@ 105: Stop being such an asshole, you're just bitter no one wants you.

gypsyblue 0

Monday 13 September 2010 4:08

"Decidedly"? Your diction makes me cry.

QWERTYCommander 5

Monday 13 September 2010 4:38

Have a threesome with your friend and the guy. Solves all problems.

me142 0

Monday 13 September 2010 4:57

i agree with 94

toeliqour 0

Monday 13 September 2010 5:42

must be one hot friend to straighten out a gay guy

xxjoseph1543xx 0

Monday 13 September 2010 5:47

YDI for being gay

impactofreason77 0

Monday 13 September 2010 6:10

YDI for being gay. Now for the onslaught of troll-y comments...

heyitsmekenny 4

Monday 13 September 2010 6:12

do you homophobes have any feelings at all...

Georgy11811 0

Monday 13 September 2010 6:47

Yeah, I agree with these people. You totally deserve it for having different taste from them and not being able to help it.

klx125cross 9

Friday 31 August 2012 4:29

She found another straight person?? Congrats

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