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By arrestedgun - 23/05/2009 07:37 - Canada

Today, I went to a dollar store with a couple friends to buy cap guns to play with. We were having a lot of fun with them, and took them onto a bus. 5 minutes later, three cops got on, handcuffed us, and sternly talked to us about the dangers of guns. We got arrested for toy guns. We are 17. FML

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Today, I was at a party when the cops showed up. They asked whether anyone had a gun, but I heard "fun" instead and raised my hand. I got searched. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2020 14:09

Today, the police came to my house and arrested me. Why? The neighborhood kids thought it would be fun to hide behind my house and shoot at people with paintball guns. People saw it coming from my house and called the police. I was fired from work, due to missing it without notice. No excuses. FML

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By Jailbird - 09/06/2017 17:00 - United States - Redmond

Today, I took a group of teens with me to hang up posters for our church's yard sale. Because it's summer, we went out at dusk to beat the heat. Someone called the cops on us, and we were arrested for "gang activity". FML

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By great - 20/07/2012 10:20 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, at the bank, my 8-year-old son decided to pull out realistic looking toy gun, and scream "FREEZE! Give me all your money!" The dim-witted bank teller pressed the silent alarm, and I was nearly arrested. FML

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By Wolf - 07/11/2018 15:30

Today, I went to my local bank after getting an email from them concerning unknown purchases. Four hours later, I was still in police custody. Someone had been using my account to purchase guns and drugs. FML

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By No sex for a decade, at least - 04/08/2025 12:00 - Czechia - Prague

Today, we went to an amusement park, or tried to. My idiot husband stuck his hand under his shirt like a gun and demanded free passes and "all the cash" as a joke. He's banned for life, they escorted us off the premises, and my children are inconsolable. FML

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By Pandathepilot - 10/11/2017 15:00

Today, my principal made me visit "anti-violence" classes because I had a picture of me threatening a man with a gun on my Facebook page. It was taken during the school play, where I was acting as a gangster and the gun was just a toy. The principal saw the play. FML

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By AC712 - 08/09/2021 05:01 - United States - Butler

Today, my BFF and I put our kids on the bus, and went shopping and have lunch. We were both eating a gross amount of Taco Bell sitting in the middle of the parking lot. The cops pulled up. Someone had called them, saying we were doing drugs because of the way we were sitting. FML

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By ugh - 15/07/2013 11:46 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML

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By AzNFoo - 26/03/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, my friends and me had a little water balloon fight and somehow it led to throwing water balloons at cars. We all decided to hit a car all at once, after one came by we all hit it. The car stopped and started flashing bright blue lights. We ended up hitting an off-duty police car. FML

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Mwoehaha 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 16:12

Everyone who thinks he deserved it because he's 17 and still playing with toy guns should realise that staying young at heart is important. I feel sorry for people unlike the OP, who never play any games.

chimmy 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 16:08

Some places, like transportation vehicles and depots, choose to not allow guns of any type... even toy guns, since police officers mistake them for real guns. (Which apparently happened here.) Stupid, but there you go, luckily they didnt shoot to disarm/kill you.

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stephy_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 21:02

Sounds like something my friends and I would do !!!!!haha

amazingkate 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 2:27

yeeeaaah, that'll happen.

Compass 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 23:44

Note to self: When using fake weapons in public, wear ridiculous, over-the-top costumes and be surrounded by several cameras and see who's dumb enough to think there's actual danger.

dinosaurzgorawrr_fml 3

Saturday 3 April 2010 18:52

win^

yaimmapunk 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 4:17

that sucks

holyhak 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 4:50

what were 17 year olds playing wit you guns...

nosferatu4444 10

Thursday 18 August 2011 14:12

sounds like something that would happen to meXD

MarioDragon 14

Wednesday 5 October 2011 6:01

This is why I will never leave America

Selkhe 10

Sunday 12 May 2013 19:44

Do you really think America is better than Canada when it comes to guns?

stevenmx86 7

Thursday 13 October 2011 13:02

Well wtf of course you're going to get in trouble for bringing them on a bus... So. Damn. Stupid.

redneck45x 2

Tuesday 31 January 2012 15:10

They have orange tips on them for a reason and many cap guns I've seen don't look anywhere close to real. Pretty stupid to be playing with them on a bus to begin with but there was no reason to handcuff you.