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By JD - 02/02/2009 17:23 - United States

Today, I went out on a date with a girl for the first time. I opened her car door for her and then slammed her leg in it upon closing. She will be in a cast for 6 weeks. FML

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By thekriss - 23/08/2012 20:28 - France - Paris

Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 935

You deserved it 12 112

By sparkus - 15/12/2015 15:15

Today, while out hiking with my girlfriend, she thought it would be funny to push me down a small hill. It turned out there was a 16 foot drop at the end of it, and now my leg is in a cast. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 743

You deserved it 1 742

By H-B - 28/04/2009 08:53 - United States

Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML

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You deserved it 88 998

By Anonymous - 09/10/2015 06:39 - United States - Flagstaff

Today, at age 27, I went to pick up the girl I like for my first ever date. Her brother answered the door with a baseball bat, said the date was off and threatened to smash my kneecaps to pieces if I ever came back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 298

You deserved it 1 900

By Anon - 30/01/2009 11:39 - Canada

Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML

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You deserved it 7 446

What the F, lady?

By Anonymous - 01/09/2012 00:49 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 225

You deserved it 2 505

By Ryan746 - 09/06/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML

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You deserved it 47 036

Ice cold break-up

By Ice cold - 22/11/2012 05:35 - Australia - Cheltenham

Today, my girlfriend decided to break the news that she wanted us to be "just friends." However, she did it not in just any old way - while ice-skating. I'm currently in hospital getting stitches in my arm after I tripped in shock and she ran me over. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 428

You deserved it 1 776

By pogodrake - 24/01/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, I got a call from the girl I'd really like to date to meet up for drinks. Excited, I walked out my front door, slipped on a patch of ice, and dislocated my shoulder. She won't go out on a date with me now because I "ditched her". FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 751

You deserved it 2 866

By Anonymous - 20/12/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML

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You deserved it 39 090

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Sunday 1 March 2009 2:23

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....no seriously her life is the ****** up one

CDub7888 0

Monday 16 March 2009 5:06

That does kinda suck. But I'll have to agree with everyone else and say that it's probably a lot worse for her. Sorry about that.

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euamo 0

Sunday 15 January 2012 7:57

It's not your fault... But at least it it was a memorable date(:

Mercedesbooxoxo 4

Wednesday 28 March 2012 23:44

The date Didn't go so well, did it?

Objectofdespair 1

Monday 16 April 2012 6:45

She prob thot you were just pulling her leg!

lanken84 1

Tuesday 5 June 2012 20:50

Hello mr romance

wow810 4

Friday 27 July 2012 16:22

There's a fist time for everything... Looks like someone won't be getting a second date

chrisp87 11

Thursday 27 December 2012 13:24

Not the sharpest tool in the shed next time pay better attention.

corocoro 30

Tuesday 13 August 2013 10:58

First/last time.

est000dog 11

Monday 4 November 2013 2:05

Ower half year has passed, did you win her hart with takeing cear of her?

jennlody 28

Friday 20 June 2014 14:49

nervous much op?

ericapalooza 8

Friday 26 September 2014 16:49

at least now you can comfort her. ..

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Today, my girlfriend was about to give me a blowjob. When her lips met my penis, there was a huge static shock. I never got the blowjob, she is still laughing and I have ice on my penis. FML

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Today, I work for a boss who does everything he can to singlehandedly ruin our company and drive us into the ground. I just got an e-mail from him saying I need to be a more positive and energetic role-model for our team. Pot… meet Kettle. FML

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Same thing different taste

What the F, lady?

Ice cold break-up

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