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By Anonymous - 12/04/2016 05:06 - United States - Vallejo

Today, I went out for a jog. In a half hour, three men made lewd comments, two honked, one grabbed his crotch and waved it at me, and one swerved his SUV almost onto the sidewalk, nearly hitting me, so he could be sure I heard him when he shouted "Nice titties!" This is sadly typical. FML

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umerin 32

Tuesday 12 April 2016 10:37

This is why all women gyms exist

Branessa9611 14

Tuesday 12 April 2016 10:44

Keep your head up, keep running, and show them what they'll sure as hell never have a chance at.

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ChrisA12 6

Tuesday 19 April 2016 2:18

So all im hearing is that you're an attention ***** complaining about getting a bunch of compliments

bookworm2345 11

Friday 22 April 2016 23:35

sorry...I know men can be pigs but this story is a little far-fetched. seems more attention seeking.

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