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Maneater

By bad_day_in_hell - 17/11/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I woke up to a phone call from my boss's wife. She demanded to know how long we'd been sleeping together. When I denied her allegations, she screamed that she knew all about my "history of sleeping with married men." I'm a virgin and I have to work with him tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 2 181

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2019 14:00

Today, I was yelled at and fired by my boss. He claimed that I've been sleeping with his wife. I've never met his wife. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 318

You deserved it 113

By kharrington - 07/04/2011 17:30 - United States

Today, a woman called my work and accused me of having an affair with her husband, my coworker, demanding that my boss discipline me. I don't know her, I barely know her husband, and I haven't had sex in months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 687

You deserved it 3 538

By sad guy - 26/04/2013 05:20 - United States

Today, a huge and angry man stormed into my work and threatened to kill me if I didn't stop sleeping with his wife. He then threatened to come back and kick my ass if I so much as texted his wife again. The problem is, I'm married, have never cheated and I work for my wife's father. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 347

You deserved it 3 118

Mixing it up

By Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:20 - United States

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 855

You deserved it 48 922

Is this a joke to you?

By smiletellsall - 06/08/2009 23:41 - United States

Today, my boss called me into his office. He had a huge smile on his face, so I assumed I was going to get promoted. He then sat down, and told me that he had been sleeping with my wife for the last three months. He still had a huge smile on his face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 67 405

You deserved it 3 140

Revelations

By pey - 21/05/2020 14:00

Today, my boss told me I had to fire my co-worker. I didn't want to do it, but I didn't want to lose my job. I told my co-worker that the boss said we had to let him go. He told me that he had sex with my wife. My wife didn't deny it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 672

You deserved it 165

By Anonymous - 03/08/2012 22:50 - Mexico - Villahermosa

Today, I had the crap beaten out of me by a woman in the street, who accused me of sleeping with her husband. I still don't know who she or her husband are, and I'm still a virgin. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 065

You deserved it 1 964

By tuppu - 03/11/2010 14:35 - Finland

Today, waking up I noticed that my female boss had texted me during the night, telling me she wants me bad. I'm a woman, happily married to a man, and now have to turn her down somehow and not get fired in the process. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 262

You deserved it 3 379

By oops secretary - 26/09/2018 12:00

Today, after I had an excellent one night stand with a guy yesterday, I saw him at work. He was a client my boss was trying to talk into a deal. The guy recognised me and accused my boss of sending me to seduce him into signing the contract. The deal fell apart and my boss is livid with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 384

You deserved it 660

By Liz - 26/03/2016 19:26 - United States - Torrance

Today, my boss/husband fired me from my job because I didn't sleep with him last night. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 363

You deserved it 3 632

DameGreyWulf 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 9:07

Damn, what an insecure bitch. Also I love how she confronts you first instead of her husband.

badbunny 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 9:03

Just tell her you're a cross dressing man.

Comments

The_Pleb 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 8:57

FIRST!!!! I AM FIRSST!!!! WIN+ 5

The_Pleb 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 9:02

Poor you... Anyway.. Before my comment was rudely deleted i was just saying that.. Im FIRSSST!!

Badgermx 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 8:59

that sucks =/ hope she listens to reason.. or you find a better job

Reyo 2

Wednesday 18 November 2009 0:52

Just hang up on her. I got a call from one of my friends where she started yelling at me for her missing phone. "I know you took it! You take everything!" "I haven't been to your house in 3 months." "I don't care! Give it back!" "...we're done here." (crazy bitch)

dcbog123 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 3:12

put out more

Badgermx 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 4:59

do you honestly feel the need to reply on my post just so you can be on top of the FML? what a loser (#36 and #38)

dcbog123 0

Friday 20 November 2009 2:51

do you honestly feel the need to reply on your own post just so you can point out that we replied to your comment to be on top? what a loser(#41)

alberto_t 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 12:13

seriously, you're the loser dcbog123, not only are you replying just for the sake of being on top but you're being redundant and childish, you can't possibly expect him/her to answer in the same manner as you did without looking every bit as stupid. as you do... so.. what you think is a "burn" is just you showing how much of a douche you are..

Badgermx 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 19:20

haha, thank you, my thoughts exactly

depotst 0

Thursday 15 April 2010 9:29

You're a douche, too... Just sayin'

redshortsx 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 18:32

uh oh. anonymous strangers think of eachother as losers.. why make it a thing?

badbunny 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 9:03

Just tell her you're a cross dressing man.

DameGreyWulf 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 9:07

Damn, what an insecure bitch. Also I love how she confronts you first instead of her husband.

Sun_Kissed18 25

Wednesday 18 November 2009 0:58

She might have and the husband could have blammed it all on OP to save himself? Though that wouldn't work with me so I don't know if that would really work but its just a theory

voodootrucker 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 9:08

fake nobody has a job in montana

Horde 8

Tuesday 17 November 2009 9:11

She were just bluffing about your 'history' or confused you with another. Just tell your boss about her wife harassing you and leave it him to deal with his domestic dragon, it's not your problem :]