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By Alec - 10/12/2012 07:01 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a great girl; we went out to dinner and saw a movie. After the movie, we went out to my car to find out that a homeless man had broken the window, climbed into it, and was eating the leftover pasta with his fingers. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML

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By thekriss - 23/08/2012 20:28 - France - Paris

Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2021 00:01

Today, I took a girl out on a date. We had dinner, we had good conversation, the vibe was excellent, and everything was great. I took her to a bar I frequent after for a couple of drinks to finish the night. She left with some other dude on his motorcycle. FML

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By gotnogame - 31/01/2011 03:13 - United States

Today, I went out with a girl I like. After a movie, we went to McDonald's. There was this couple making out. The girl I was with remarked about how lame it would be to go to McDonald's on a date. I thought we were on a date. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2014 18:12 - Australia

Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML

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By anonymous - 24/10/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2018 03:00

Today, I went on a date. I went to the bathroom for five minutes and returned to find my date had not only left, but poured ketchup all over our food to ruin it. FML

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By zed - 09/09/2012 17:21 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I took a girl out to dinner. Halfway through, she sighed and asked if it was all an episode of Disaster Date. FML

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By Datingdisaster - 17/08/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML

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By lonerboner - 03/10/2012 13:47 - United States

Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML

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Monday 10 December 2012 12:10

Plot twist: it's actually her father.

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dustyb90 4

Monday 10 December 2012 20:14

Desperate times calls for desperate measures.

skyeyez9 24

Monday 10 December 2012 20:31

I find it ridiculous how most of you have compassion for a dick who broke into a stranger's car. I am willing to bet that douche rummaged thru OP's car for any valuables before helping himself to OP's dinner.

bankrupt 15

Monday 10 December 2012 20:49

Yep, you said it, No. 93. There are too many people who think the vandal was justified and the victim is an ass for being upset. I don't give a **** if the homeless man was hungry, he is still guilty of breaking and entering and stealing. This is the time of year when a lot of these useless ***** commit crimes. They want to go to jail and spend the winter in a warm cell eating three square meals a day and getting to shower and watch TV at the public's expense because it beats getting a job and working and being accountable for themselves. They don't want to do 2-5 so they commit crimes that are petty enough to get them 3-6 months. If they get 3 and it's still cold out, they pick a figh with another inmate so they get to serve the max. Then they leave in May when it's warm enough to hang outside again. This is why break-ins are up this time of year in the north.