Love: Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw...

By pizzafreak18 - 21/06/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML

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By vhtdgjj - 29/11/2010 18:26 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store where my husband works. I wanted to surprise him, so I went up behind him and started kissing his neck. He seemed to love it, and so did I, until I noticed it wasn't my husband. FML

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Surprise

By iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML

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By Em - 15/10/2009 06:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML

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Sorry Pat

By Kronic - 02/07/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my two sons and my wife. We got separated after a while, and I spotted my son in the video game section of the store. I snuck up behind him and playfully slapped him on the back of the head. The kid turned around and it wasn't my son. His mom was none to happy. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML

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On Target, almost

By Anonymous - 25/09/2019 06:00

Today, I was walking through Target when I was pulled aside by a very attractive girl who began kissing me. She stopped, because I wasn't who she thought I was. Disappointed, I turned around to see her very angry, very large boyfriend behind me. FML

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By Lukey1028 - 14/07/2015 01:07 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML

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Highly inappropriate

By Gamergirl137 - 16/01/2016 02:28 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend and we passed the shop where my ex works at. My boyfriend slapped my ass right as my ex came out. It was so sudden that I started choking on a fry and dropped soda all over myself. My ex kept laughing all while my boyfriend kept apologizing. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2013 13:56 - Canada - Thunder Bay

Today, while at work, my ex-boyfriend came in. I pretended not to see him, hoping he would just pass on by. No such luck. He stopped to tell me that he was there for orientation. My company hired him. FML

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cherylface 13

Monday 21 June 2010 19:11

Even if it had been your boyfriend, why would you smack his butt while he's talking to a customer?

Stefany713 0

Monday 21 June 2010 19:06

don't worry I bet the guy liked it 

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dapheronixx3 3

Tuesday 22 June 2010 9:56

it's not a big deal I probably did that when I was younger with my mom or dad

GarryG 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 10:05

YDDI, because u should know what your boyfriend looks like from ANY angle... hence that he's your boyfriend...

_DANTE_ 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 10:43

YDI. That's so unprofessional. Not only could you risk his job if his manager saw, but don't you even think about how awkward and uncomfortable you would make the customer feel? Personally, if I were shopping and somebody did that to the person who helped me, I would walk out. How rude and stupid of you, OP.

plasticspoons 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 12:33

HAHAHA this made my day (Y) kudos

xgetxbentx 13

Tuesday 22 June 2010 13:09

ydi for trying to smack his butt at work, PDA isn't accepted well in work places. you could have gotten him in trouble.

scubadiver8888 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 14:45

so that why you did it I was going to ask for your number after you did that

killakatieh 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 19:09

whats ydi? ha, sorry im new to this. but anyways, im pretty sure alot of us have done this one. ha, atleast i have.

krishia_4_u 3

Tuesday 22 June 2010 20:16

OMG I have done that before except the it was my bf's boss not my bf. When his boss found out that it was me, he fired my bf.

Reptardz 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 22:22

oh yeah well Ima rooster illusion

Reptardz 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 22:30

u guys are acting like they got on the counter and started *******...NO it was a little slap on thee ass....and those of you who doesn't like PDA well to be frank you can go Fu$@ your self hard