By xxx - 03/10/2015 13:38 - United States - Chesapeake

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Today, I watched porn on my phone for the first time and it went black and shut down. In reality my phone just died, but I thought for a few seconds that the government found me out. Paranoia much. FML
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Wizardo 33

It gets easier and more morally desensitising after a few faps. Just wear a tin foil hat on both heads.

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booze_n_bitches 37

I normally just hire a few exotic dancers to come over every time I wank. Or ask them to come up from the basement for ten minutes. Less of this "technology" malarkey.

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SkylineFTW97 25

The government has better things to do than log what kinds of **** we watch.......or do they?

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mnelms 9

this is an old fml. way to repost op.

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blargblah 12

What kind of **** are you watching that you're afraid of the government?

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princess51423 15

The Government?! What kind of **** were you watching?

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Bubbilility 27

Everyone is asking what kind of **** you were watching. All I can think of is, like, a parody of the government. Obama and his wife... or some other politician. Trump? I don't know American politics. Heck, I hardly know Australian politics.

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