By xxx - 03/10/2015 13:38 - United States - Chesapeake

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Today, I watched porn on my phone for the first time and it went black and shut down. In reality my phone just died, but I thought for a few seconds that the government found me out. Paranoia much. FML
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Wizardo 33

It gets easier and more morally desensitising after a few faps. Just wear a tin foil hat on both heads.

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booze_n_bitches 37

I normally just hire a few exotic dancers to come over every time I wank. Or ask them to come up from the basement for ten minutes. Less of this "technology" malarkey.

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SBurrke 11

What kind of **** are you watching that makes you fear the gov is gonna arrest you?

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smoothies14 32

Perhaps you feel some guilt for indulging in something you feel is wrong?

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moo77_fml 20

Stupid people shouldn't watch **** ... Period ... Or have sex because you increase the stupid race .. We just don't need that shinzzle lol

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heartofhannah 28

We also don't need people that say "shinizzle" but here you are

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alex_gen 39

Well, your data was sent to the NSA; so the government did somewhat find you out.

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MrKento11 12

You might feel paranoid cause in reality watching **** is wrong. Dont get me wrong, I endorse people to **********. But **** does give people a wrong idea about sexuality. So keep on masturbating people, but please stop watching ****.

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phreaker913 21

the wrong idea about sexuality? you mean that there is nothing wrong with being open about sex? seriously. people have such an issue with sex. its a natural thing that should not be shamed

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sstahpp 33

I have no problem with ****..but I don't think young people and/or virgins should watch it, because that's not what real sex is. Their first impression will be something fake and they're setting themselves up to be let down.

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phreaker913 21

they DO know. they watch everything we send and recieve. in fact nsa agents have copies saved of alot of the nude selfies sent by people around the world. bot just usa

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calza13 14

What were you watching that the government would have been a concern...?

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worldclassrager 39

If the government found out why would that matter unless your under 18 but that's irrelevant

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Eivana 37

What kind of **** were you watching that would make you concerned about the government finding out?

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Kitty_Kat16 16

if you were like high i could see you making that mistake

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