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By bluehairedfreakgirl - 01/06/2009 03:12 - United States

Today, I was walking down the sidewalk and heard a little girl ask her dad why I had blue hair. He said, "Sometimes drugs will make people do stupid things." FML

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By yeah why not - 06/04/2013 17:06 - Norway

Today, my dad had a little too much to drink. When he's that drunk, he likes to pepper me with a lot of random questions. He asked if I've ever tried hard drugs, and if I want to die. I answered no to both of the questions, and he demanded to know why not. FML

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By Black Cat 13 - 04/09/2010 06:52 - United States

Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML

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By f - 31/01/2011 05:47

Today, I was attacked by my dad because I got my hair dyed and he thought I was a robber. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2016 21:06 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to pick up my daughter from my dad's house. He'd shaved her head bald. "For a laugh." FML

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By laurencoc - 31/08/2015 22:50 - Australia - Perth

Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML

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By Alex - 20/06/2014 22:05 - United Kingdom - Greenford

Today, my dad told me that I was conceived while he and my mother were high on LSD. He then stared into the distance, mumbled "Probably explains a few things" and chuckled to himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2015 13:39 - United States - Columbus

Today, my dad sat me down and angrily accused me of doing drugs, all because he's noticed I've recently become a lot more energetic and emotional than usual. The truth is, I'd been smoking weed daily for 3 years and just decided to never smoke it again 2 weeks ago. FML

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By observant - 15/05/2012 14:24 - United States

Today, my mom was giving me a long lecture about being aware of my surroundings, because you never know what's out there. While she was talking, I noticed a drug deal going down in the Walmart parking lot. She didn't notice. FML

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By notastoner - 19/06/2011 06:38 - United States

Today, I left early from a trashy dance and bought a soda at a Shell station. The clerk asked me if I had been smoking weed. When I replied, "No", he said, "You mean you always look like that?" FML

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By John LegoHair - 23/05/2019 00:09

Today, a little girl asked me if I was wearing a wig. It's my real hair. FML

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Monday 1 June 2009 12:04

Okay, the dad's an idiot. Nothing at all wrong with blue hair. Crayon coloured hair =/= Drug user

Juggalette_623 9

Monday 1 June 2009 12:04

Thats ****** up. I have green hair and I dont do drugs.

Comments

dr_skippy 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 6:59

Hahahahahaha

blue0wl 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 9:09

I have blue hair as well, and a similar story, he thought I was a witch.

marycjones 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 9:31

Not an FML. Get over yourself. YDI because you knew that the stereotype was there when you dyed your hair some unnatural color.

fuckmeamiright 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 10:07

#94: people like you make me want to kill myself.

DrinkBainne 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 12:33

YDI for being an attention *****.

mstartz36 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 14:56

U will suffer u ugly loser that does drugs to try and make him feel good about him self. Go f off

Scott_George 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 1:54

blue hair? like is it baby blue or what? i can't visualize that. can i see a picture of it?

ione_fml 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 3:14

that parent never had an adolescence and his daughter will do far more than colouring her hair blue in the future. she's likely to become a Sucide girl. for-the-win

lilymaiden_fml 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 5:52

Also RE: the dad should be allowed to express his opinion -- Sure, he could say, "She dyed her hair. We don't approve of funny hair colors in our family." But he made the poster's drug use sound like a fact. "This girl has blue hair. Therefore, she does drugs." That's not an opinion. It's just crappy logic. Being against blue hair is a totally valid opinion. Assuming that people with blue hair do drugs is just ignorance.