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By bluehairedfreakgirl - 01/06/2009 03:12 - United States

Today, I was walking down the sidewalk and heard a little girl ask her dad why I had blue hair. He said, "Sometimes drugs will make people do stupid things." FML

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Same thing different taste

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By yeah why not - 06/04/2013 17:06 - Norway

Today, my dad had a little too much to drink. When he's that drunk, he likes to pepper me with a lot of random questions. He asked if I've ever tried hard drugs, and if I want to die. I answered no to both of the questions, and he demanded to know why not. FML

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By Black Cat 13 - 04/09/2010 06:52 - United States

Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML

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By f - 31/01/2011 05:47

Today, I was attacked by my dad because I got my hair dyed and he thought I was a robber. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2016 21:06 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to pick up my daughter from my dad's house. He'd shaved her head bald. "For a laugh." FML

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By laurencoc - 31/08/2015 22:50 - Australia - Perth

Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML

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By Alex - 20/06/2014 22:05 - United Kingdom - Greenford

Today, my dad told me that I was conceived while he and my mother were high on LSD. He then stared into the distance, mumbled "Probably explains a few things" and chuckled to himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2015 13:39 - United States - Columbus

Today, my dad sat me down and angrily accused me of doing drugs, all because he's noticed I've recently become a lot more energetic and emotional than usual. The truth is, I'd been smoking weed daily for 3 years and just decided to never smoke it again 2 weeks ago. FML

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By observant - 15/05/2012 14:24 - United States

Today, my mom was giving me a long lecture about being aware of my surroundings, because you never know what's out there. While she was talking, I noticed a drug deal going down in the Walmart parking lot. She didn't notice. FML

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By notastoner - 19/06/2011 06:38 - United States

Today, I left early from a trashy dance and bought a soda at a Shell station. The clerk asked me if I had been smoking weed. When I replied, "No", he said, "You mean you always look like that?" FML

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By John LegoHair - 23/05/2019 00:09

Today, a little girl asked me if I was wearing a wig. It's my real hair. FML

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redbluegreen 40

Monday 1 June 2009 12:04

Okay, the dad's an idiot. Nothing at all wrong with blue hair. Crayon coloured hair =/= Drug user

Juggalette_623 9

Monday 1 June 2009 12:04

Thats ****** up. I have green hair and I dont do drugs.

Comments

twistedlovex 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 18:32

Lmao I have blue hair too and I don't do drugs............well maybe that one time.

yellowman57 13

Saturday 22 October 2011 5:25

TDI for dying your hair blue, you idiot

Matt1989 3

Monday 7 November 2011 14:50

screw him. i like blue hair

Breezy_Sunshine 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 1:21

That's happened to me.

TheEpicPies 15

Monday 28 November 2011 5:01

Blue hair is awesome!

scarthegoth13 3

Thursday 5 April 2012 1:20

some people are ******* assholes including him

Ninjasaurus18 9

Sunday 20 May 2012 22:53

My hair is Electric midnight blue, and red velvet cupcake red in a sidecut and it looks really good. I've only had a few people hate on it, and they were old people, and the lame, judgmental, and preppy middle schoolers in my art class. Irratating bitches...

magicalswaci 12

Tuesday 12 June 2012 11:02

Yeah.. another blue-haired chick right here and I've never done drugs. The only thing anyone has said to or around me was that it looked great and the color is super vibrant.

mikelangele 15

Thursday 5 July 2012 15:40

i would so have turned around and told the dad. yeah like have kids. And if they ask what do you mean by that. Tell him you know when you're too stupid and should not be procreating. and again if they need any further explanation: tell him since you're making the assumption that i do drugs, i'm making the assumption you're stupid!