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By itsawonderfulife - 23/02/2010 06:25 - United States

Today, I was walking around my new school trying to figure out where to go. Then I realized I was talking to myself. Out loud. FML

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By unfortunate - 25/04/2012 04:50 - Sweden

Today, I was so lonely that I had a conversation with myself on my way home. It was only when I reached my apartment complex that I discovered that my neighbour had been walking behind me, laughing to himself the whole way. FML

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By Wrongdoor - 06/12/2009 14:58 - United States

Today, I was taking a placement test for the new college I am going to. After the test and picking up a few numbers, I left with great pride. I opened the door and started walking out. I then realized that I had walked into the closet. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2009 18:13 - United States

Today, I saw a girl walking to class by herself. I thought she was weird for not having any friends to walk with. Thats when I realized I was eating lunch by myself. In my car. FML

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By Harriett - 27/09/2024 06:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I was out shopping with my friends when I saw my ex. I instinctively tried to hide by quickly turning around and walking into a store. It was a mirror. I walked straight into my own reflection. FML

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By Takegami - 22/11/2018 23:00 - United States - Norge

Today, I realized how alone I truly was when I caught myself talking to a podcast. FML

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By Business - 06/02/2025 15:00 - Canada

Today, I walked into an office at work, ready to ask everyone a question. I then blanked and forgot why I was there the second everyone turned to look at me. I just stood there, nodded, and walked out. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2026 19:00 - Canada - Lloydminster

Today, I was walking around with a friend, who I assumed was beside me, but it turned out she'd left my side minutes ago and hadn’t heard my rambling that some random person had. FML

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By Jillian - 11/08/2024 22:00 - United Kingdom - Sunderland

Today, I was walking down the street when I saw someone I thought I knew. I waved enthusiastically and shouted, "Hey!" The person stared blankly at me, so I quickly turned it into a wave at someone else behind them. There was no one behind them. I was just waving and yelling into the void like an idiot. FML

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By ohmygod582 - 14/04/2014 01:32 - United States - Gilbert

Today, I was walking around school alone and felt someone tap my back. I laughed and turned around to find no one was there. I felt confused when I felt the tapping again, which is when I chose to yell at the nearest person, "What?!" I later found out it was a bottle in my backpack tapping me. FML

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By etmerda - 12/07/2012 10:31 - United States

Today, I walked around town by myself for four hours because I was too ashamed to tell my parents that I have no friends willing to spend time with me. FML

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TempestJones 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 12:27

is it wrong to talk outloud to yourself? Crap!

lexuality 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 12:29

Whats wrong with that? Don't be so paranoid. Everyone does it.

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erectoralcollage 0

Monday 13 September 2010 9:45

never post on fml again

KaylieBieber13 0

Friday 1 July 2011 3:13

thats a wonderful first impression isnt it!;)

LizzJizz 16

Thursday 21 July 2011 3:47

ahhaha not the 1st time thats happened to someone

derskittles 5

Sunday 14 August 2011 4:11

Well, if you were talking to yourself in any other way other than out loud than most would simply consider it to be thinking.

MrBrightsidexvi 6

Wednesday 31 August 2011 10:17

why is that a bad thing?

zebralover23 14

Saturday 5 November 2011 2:15

Don't worry, I do that too sometimes.. But I'm not new to my school.

Jewbenita 0

Thursday 9 August 2012 7:28

i dont see how others would find that strange, youre a new student and youre speaking out loud in oder to find your way around. its not like you were just having a random conversation with yourself. good luck in your new school :)

keven501 12

Monday 27 August 2012 6:54

That is a great way to make new friends

doglover100 28

Saturday 13 October 2012 4:42

I find myself talking to myself sometimes. During tests I'll read the question to myself, and think it over real quietly.

lambsbreath 7

Tuesday 6 August 2013 9:38

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