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By Anonymous - 19/04/2016 14:07 - United States - Spokane

Today, I was told I've been flagged for getting too many pain meds and am being cut off from the doctors who've been writing the prescriptions. The reason for the meds is because I have a painful bowel condition they can't figure out how to properly treat. FML
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atstewie 5

Pain pills cause severe constipation and may not be helping your issue.

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DerrickJames 33

maybe it's a good thing you're cut off from them. now you can go find a doctor that can actually help you instead of writing you prescriptions that don't help the real problem at hand.

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sempisaviour 17

Must've been a Canadian hospital.

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domolovesyoshi 33

It clearly states Washington United States

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sempisaviour 17

My bad. Could have sworn Canada's system isn't much better though.

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Seabass_Chan 33

I'd argue that it's better than the one in the U.S.

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sempisaviour 17

Idk for sure. I saw some footage that had people waiting weeks for treatment sometimes. Someone had both legs cut off when they should have only cut one off.

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

There are so many people who sell their drugs, I doubt they would do any others. Also OP, I know this is not helpful advice, but please find a good doctor specialized in gastrointestinal stuff. I had severe stomach pains for 3 years and I went to doctor after doctor who said they were stomach migraines (weird phrase I know, I don't know if it's something still diagnosed) and I was given pills that solved my situation. It might take time OP, but there is a solution for your problem.

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28actress 22

That's a shitty situation..literally!! Sorry I'll be quiet now

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may14th 26

You just had to be THAT person didn't you?

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tigerisabelle 31

It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's a dumb joke from 2010!

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atstewie 5

Pain pills cause severe constipation and may not be helping your issue.

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sempisaviour 17

Dropping some truth there, bruh.

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DerrickJames 33

maybe it's a good thing you're cut off from them. now you can go find a doctor that can actually help you instead of writing you prescriptions that don't help the real problem at hand.

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NYGiants1925 22

That sucks op, but how many were talking per day? It seems like it would a lot to get flagged like that.

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queenariii 22

That's sucks. Maybe look into changing your diet a bit and see an alternative doctor? Good luck.

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kaylocca 20

If you're going through withdraws you can get a prescription for suboxone which will block all opioids in your system like if you take one it won't work or any withdraws they're currently causing will go away. It also works to ease pain it gives a similar effect without the opioids but be careful to only take it for a week or two then stop to get rid of any withdraws.

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Unenunciable 14

Take this as an opportunity to find a better doctor who will actually treat your condition.

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turdwrangler 18

Pain pills will definitely make for rough bowel movements, could be for the best.

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