Intimacy: Today, I was having a wet dream and had a pretty vivid imagination....

By Anonymous - 17/01/2016 18:41 - United States - Valparaiso

Today, I was having a wet dream and had a pretty vivid imagination. I ended up thrusting so hard that it showed up in reality. I literally humped so hard that I woke myself up. Not only that, but I was sleeping on the living room floor so my roommates saw and now it's their joke of the day. FML

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By Randy Candy - 12/02/2021 17:01 - United States

Today, I was having a fantastic sex dream. So good, in fact, that I woke myself up breathing heavily and humping my pillow. I was at my friend's house and she saw everything. FML

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By frankrizzo - 01/02/2009 17:29 - Canada

Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2021 22:01

Today, I woke up after a really intense wet dream. Problem is, I'd fallen asleep in the living room. My little brother saw the whole thing. Now he's going around telling family I need to get some. FML

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By thermos - 03/02/2009 23:47 - United States

Today, I had a sexy dream, woke up and started to masturbate quite vigorously. When I finished, I hopped off the top bunk naked to see my brother and his girlfriend laying in the bottom bunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2013 16:28 - Belgium - Ieper

Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML

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By AwkwardMoments - 26/01/2017 14:00

Today, while napping on the couch, I had a very vivid dream about a girl I like. I woke up to my mother and father choking back laughter and recording me on their phones. I don't know what's worse: waking up with a boner in front of my parents or finding out I was also talking dirty in my sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2012 17:41 - United States - Oregon City

Today, I woke up from a sexy dream about my boyfriend. Too bad I'd fallen asleep in my living room with my whole family over, grandma included. They were all staring. I'd been sleep humping and moaning. FML

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By damnit - 16/10/2009 17:27 - United States

Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2015 10:03 - United States - Norwalk

Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and having a dream where I violently shat myself and suddenly developed a six-pack. When I woke up, I found the dream was half true. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2012 10:03 - United States

Today, I had this amazing dream that a beautiful girl was giving me head. It was getting really hot, so in my dream, I reached down to push on her head, but in real life I actually swung my arm down and punched myself in the balls. FML

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darkaxx 9

Monday 18 January 2016 8:44

I love those dreams until I wake up and then they are the worst.

jesterinperil 28

Monday 18 January 2016 8:47

Not like you had any control over it. You'll look back and laugh one day, head up OP!

Comments

SlyCooper15 16

Monday 18 January 2016 8:42

why tf are you even sleeping on the living room floor??

whatunicorn 17

Monday 18 January 2016 8:48

um... normal people? Sometimes there's no room on the couch and you just sit on the floor and sometimes you fall asleep.

ourtneyc 14

Monday 18 January 2016 8:49

????? have u never been in a situation where you had to sleep on a floor lmao

disasterlydeed 26

Monday 18 January 2016 8:52

Maybe he had a drunk night last night or had a long day and ended up crashing on the floor? There's an idea

Skycop_S 23

Monday 18 January 2016 8:55

Perhaps all the beds and couches were taken? It did say he was there with his friends.

skycollapsed 5

Monday 18 January 2016 11:08

it happens dude and you don't even have to be smashed. I've fallen asleep on the kitchen floor before while i was enjoying the sun. was an awesome sleep too.