By pray for me - 15/08/2019 04:00

Today, I'm so broke after my recent divorce that I stole toilet paper from my church. I'm the pastor. FML
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Adam Sherwin 3

wow... I have never commented on this app in all the years I've had this app. but I've been through your shoes before. but just wow. itll get better.

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Yudith 25

When we give to the Church, that does include the maintenance of the pastor's house and the feeding and caring of the pastor himself. You didn't steal anything; this toilet paper was also there for you.

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HokieJ 10

I'm sure God will forgive you!

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slowhandjp 18

Is a paster allowed to get married?

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bobsanction 18

Why not just shit at the church?

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

I do believe it's in the 10 commandments that "thout shalt not steal!" BUSTED

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baristalbc 18

#8 THOU SHALT NOT STEAL.!!! J/K. If that’s the worst thing you did today (or the day you posted this) and you feel guilty about it, I’m sure you still in God’s good graces.

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