Work: Today, I was opening and sorting mail for my boss as part of...

By TMI - 05/08/2009 19:36 - United States

Today, I was opening and sorting mail for my boss as part of my job. One package was delivered to the office instead of his home by mistake, since his house is next door on the same property. I didn't notice until I had opened it. I had to hand my boss an opened box of toys. Kinky ones. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2024 22:00 - United States - Burlington

Today, I got a notification that a package had been delivered. I opened my door and saw it on at doorstep. I was expecting one, so I grabbed and opened it, then realized it wasn’t mine, but my neighbor’s. I had to awkwardly re-tape it, then sneak over and leave the disturbing contents of the box on their porch before they noticed. FML

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Oh shit

By TGIF - 09/11/2025 00:00

Today, I received a package labeled “Confidential.” Excited, I opened it in front of my coworkers, thinking it was a PR gift. It was the new toilet seat I'd mistakenly sent to my work address instead of my house. FML

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Too embarrassed to get them from a store?

By Anonymous - 14/07/2020 02:00

Today, I was told by Amazon that a belt I had ordered was arriving. I grabbed an Amazon package out of the mailbox without even checking who the package was addressed to. I now have an awkward apology ahead of me for opening my stepbrother's box of condoms. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2018 15:00

Today, UPS delivered my kinky sex toys to my ex-husband. Apparently the delivery went wrong so they sent it to the last known address. He called to say he got my "package" and I had to go pick it up. FML

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Delivery!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was delivering packages to patients in the hospital for my job. My boss gave me a room to deliver to, and I dropped it off as usual, but my boss gave me the wrong room number. I had to walk in, apologize, and take back balloons and a stuffed animal from a crying 6-year-old patient. FML

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Delivered

By fedexed - 27/07/2009 19:12 - United States

Today, I brought my lunch to work in the only box I had lying around my apartment - a small one from FedEx. When I went to the bathroom before lunch, I returned to my desk to find that one of my coworkers had mailed my lunch back to my apartment. FML

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Haunting

By Anonymous - 15/06/2024 14:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I received a package addressed to me. Excited, I opened it in front of my whole family. Inside was a box of adult toys that I definitely did not order. Turns out, my friend Mike thought it would be hilarious to send it to me as a joke. My grandma's face will haunt me forever. FML

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Knock yourself out

By Anonymous - 09/08/2025 20:00 - United States

Today, my package with two brand new toys got delivered to the wrong apartment. Somewhere in this apartment complex, a stranger is either judging me or having the best day of their life. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2016 18:26 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, my husband got some junk mail. My grandma brought the mail in and let my 5-year-old open it because it was just junk. It turns out it was a catalog from an adult toys shop. FML

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"Based on your purchase history…"

By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 20:02

Today, in the break room at work, I was looking through my email on my phone about my Amazon orders. There was a suggested product that looked like a dildo. I turned around to see my boss behind me glancing at my phone. FML

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DrAwesome 6

Thursday 6 August 2009 2:10

Well, at least they were kinky... Otherwise, this would be weird.

missmeliss0309 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 1:22

how are they a perv? they are required to open the mail... O_O

Comments

Lemniscat 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 13:40

YDI. Why would you open something adressed to his home?

maggiewalters 17

Thursday 6 August 2009 14:39

OH MY GOD! you people dont read the FML, do you?! for fcks sake!

Lemniscat 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 21:44

What do you mean? I did read it, actually.

dyld921 2

Friday 7 August 2009 17:11

She didn't know until she opened it, smartass. Not everyone noticed a small address difference immediately.

Equinox987 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 15:02

Voted you deserved it, mainly because you now have top class grade A blackmail material on your boss. Expect that promotion and pay rise to follow soon ;)

tayliarae 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 15:11

Lets just hope that your boss isn't a fan of FML.. can you imagine logging in and seeing your assistant not only mistakenly opened your personal package and discovered what was in there, but that she then posted about, and then responded/discussed it with everyone?

a_cad_1 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 15:31

Are those surprise secretary day gifts for you?

theamazinracho 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 19:18

OMG!! THIS EXACT SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME!!! I was working for a chiropractor and he had a "butt plug" delivered to the office!!!! He didn't want his family to know... luckily, I skillfully repackaged it, and he never knew that I had seen it! :)

DameGreyWulf 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 19:31

TMI indeed, but... at least his sex life is pretty fun? Keeps him in a good mood? And now you both have something to laugh about? Maybe? lol...

toosoonbreh 0

Friday 7 August 2009 1:22

At #2, never say that again.

littlebrittle77 0

Friday 7 August 2009 5:07

aren't all sex toys kinky

Mr_Horrible 0

Friday 7 August 2009 6:12

This isn't an FML, sounds like someone could parlay their way to a raise...otherwise you can tell the rest of the office that the boss loves a good butt plug.