Work: Today, I was opening and sorting mail for my boss as part of...

By TMI - 05/08/2009 19:36 - United States

Today, I was opening and sorting mail for my boss as part of my job. One package was delivered to the office instead of his home by mistake, since his house is next door on the same property. I didn't notice until I had opened it. I had to hand my boss an opened box of toys. Kinky ones. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2024 22:00 - United States - Burlington

Today, I got a notification that a package had been delivered. I opened my door and saw it on at doorstep. I was expecting one, so I grabbed and opened it, then realized it wasn’t mine, but my neighbor’s. I had to awkwardly re-tape it, then sneak over and leave the disturbing contents of the box on their porch before they noticed. FML

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By TGIF - 09/11/2025 00:00

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2020 02:00

Today, I was told by Amazon that a belt I had ordered was arriving. I grabbed an Amazon package out of the mailbox without even checking who the package was addressed to. I now have an awkward apology ahead of me for opening my stepbrother's box of condoms. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2018 15:00

Today, UPS delivered my kinky sex toys to my ex-husband. Apparently the delivery went wrong so they sent it to the last known address. He called to say he got my "package" and I had to go pick it up. FML

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Delivery!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was delivering packages to patients in the hospital for my job. My boss gave me a room to deliver to, and I dropped it off as usual, but my boss gave me the wrong room number. I had to walk in, apologize, and take back balloons and a stuffed animal from a crying 6-year-old patient. FML

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Delivered

By fedexed - 27/07/2009 19:12 - United States

Today, I brought my lunch to work in the only box I had lying around my apartment - a small one from FedEx. When I went to the bathroom before lunch, I returned to my desk to find that one of my coworkers had mailed my lunch back to my apartment. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2024 14:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I received a package addressed to me. Excited, I opened it in front of my whole family. Inside was a box of adult toys that I definitely did not order. Turns out, my friend Mike thought it would be hilarious to send it to me as a joke. My grandma's face will haunt me forever. FML

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Knock yourself out

By Anonymous - 09/08/2025 20:00 - United States

Today, my package with two brand new toys got delivered to the wrong apartment. Somewhere in this apartment complex, a stranger is either judging me or having the best day of their life. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2016 18:26 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, my husband got some junk mail. My grandma brought the mail in and let my 5-year-old open it because it was just junk. It turns out it was a catalog from an adult toys shop. FML

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"Based on your purchase history…"

By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 20:02

Today, in the break room at work, I was looking through my email on my phone about my Amazon orders. There was a suggested product that looked like a dildo. I turned around to see my boss behind me glancing at my phone. FML

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DrAwesome 6

Thursday 6 August 2009 2:10

Well, at least they were kinky... Otherwise, this would be weird.

missmeliss0309 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 1:22

how are they a perv? they are required to open the mail... O_O

Comments

wordly 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 1:33

Your life doesn't suck, that's amazing!

Otaku31 19

Sunday 27 October 2013 21:52

How?

CallMeTheHunter 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 1:41

this is an fml for your boss not you, fool. **** your life for being a loser

Crunchy_fml 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 1:53

It wasn't a mistake, your boss wanted you to see them.

woody18plus 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 6:12

haha i 2nd this totally

TheTragicReturn 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 2:02

You opened a box. I'm sure you'll make it through this un-traumatic experience.

DrAwesome 6

Thursday 6 August 2009 2:10

Well, at least they were kinky... Otherwise, this would be weird.

the_guy21 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 2:39

blackmail?

blarney 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 2:41

he's gonna use them on you! run!

PimpinPenguin 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 2:43

So your boss uses toys who cares?

andie_lala 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 2:49

I didn't really want the knowledge that my boss has use for a stainless steel butt plug. Or for him to know I know he has use for a stainless steel butt plug. I didn't say anything of course, and am just hoping he thinks I didn't realize what it was. (I thought it was a piece to our machinery until I saw the packing slip.)

Levixxrock 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 2:44

whyd you open it?

Nandian90 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 2:48

Sounds more of an FML for your boss. "Today, my mail was accidentally delivered to my neighbor. She opened the box of my sex toys...my kinky sex toys. FML"