Transportation: Today, I was on the bus going to formal for my sorority. I was... - FML

By Anonymous - 22/03/2009 22:40 - United States

Today, I was on the bus going to formal for my sorority. I was sitting in the 5th row of the bus when I felt raindrops on my face coming through the open window. I then realized it wasn't raining, but the girl in the 1st row was throwing up out her window and it was coming back in through my window. FML

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itlybabe 0

Monday 23 March 2009 1:59

i would have thrown up. that is so gross

cement_mixer 0

Monday 23 March 2009 2:02

whoever said you deserved that is a bitch

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Lelzzy 0

Monday 20 December 2010 4:03

Tyie

cookiecookieluv 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 16:15

oh that SUCKS. why not wait?

Deroni76 5

Thursday 14 April 2011 11:55

I'ma firin mah lazor! :D

Kremehead 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 22:52

Shoulda shut the window

Unnoticed2015 1

Wednesday 14 September 2011 7:11

I would hate to be in the car behind that bus....

Ibethegotaids 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 4:27

I would've died cuz I have a vomit phobia

livver56 1

Tuesday 18 October 2011 1:31

Eww... I'd throw up too, then it would start a chain reaction

blackwidowtaco 31

Sunday 18 August 2013 1:40

Close the window? I'm actually surprised you didn't hear it from inside the bus. Or people's reactions to it for that matter.

burritosrgood 12

Tuesday 24 September 2013 6:58

Eeweewnevereewgateeeweeweewgrosseewnonono

Federgirl 19

Thursday 24 April 2014 21:16

ewwwwww gross!! I'm sooo sorry. yuck.

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