By Chris - 01/01/2011 05:06 - United States

Today, I was in the elevator with my female coworker and a very attractive teen in front of us. My coworker reached out and grabbed the boobs of the teen in front of us, and blamed it on me. I got yelled at, kneed in the crotch, and punched in the face. My coworker couldn't stop laughing. FML
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MutatedPie 0

knee her in the ****** and falcon punch her face then

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FYLDeep 25

You're gonna have to Chris Brown that bitch.

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momo1972 3

just tell her you lost a contact and was looking for it

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oliver86 8

if that happened to me I would see the funny side unless I got arrested

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derpherp 0

Get back at your coworker, like send pictures of him to your boss with sexual messages, and of course! Secretly >.>

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you_freak 7

The coworker is a she

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Perksofbeingawal 0

If somebody grabbed mine, I'd literally b*tch slap then untill their face is numb, and after that I would proudly rip his balls off.

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starile 19

Um, are you boobs made of gold or something? Do they spring forth the fountain of youth?

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Perksofbeingawal 0

LOOOL, that was actually funny. :P and no! but it's called f*cking respect. you don't ever lay a finger on a girl without approval. that could pass as sexual abuse...

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anon_e_m00se 8

Maybe you should re-read the OP's story. He didn't touch the girl, the female coworker did. So, by saying you'd do the same thing as the teen, only more so, you're basically saying you're ok with beating the crap out of innocent bystanders. So, go ahead, do that ... but why wait for some random third person to grab your ****, go ahead and show the world what kind of person you are and just randomly beat the crap out of people who don't deserve it.

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fthku 13

What is wrong with the OP? What's wrong with YOU? TypiNg liek dis.

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Sheepiebeepie 26

No but they are a part of her body no one has a right to grab without permission

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hideyoself 4

Here's what you gotta do: 1. retrieve the teen and seduce her 2. ignore the female coworker forever 3. marry the teen and invite the whole workplace except the relentless bitch 4. live a happy life, but seduce the relentless bitch so she divorces her spous 5. after she gets divorced, tell her she sucks and dick slap her 6. glow in a dark shade of victory

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dillpickles526 0

step 1. **** slap the bitch step 2. ??????????????? Step 3 PROFITS :D

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mrpager 0

When I say "law" you say "suit" "LAW" "SUIT" "LAW" "SUIT" what's the spell? An extreme dickk move

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122409 0

someone should sue YOU for having hideous tribal tattoos. does it make you feel good to look like you should be dancing around a campfire 24/7?

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babyshelton09 0

I bet it makes him feel just as good to have that tribal work as it makes u feel to be a trick and try to make fun of someones pic when ur is a ****** ass cross or watever it is. before u try to burn someone, make sure ur own fire is out **** stain.

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taniaaaaa 0

Wowwww, Your co-worker is an ass. :( I hope you punched him in the face after you got out of the elevator. Oh! And BTW: HAPPY NEW YEAR :)

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Trace01m 11

I think getting you a knee in the testicles should earn your coworker a head smashed into the wall..

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rolls_royce 0

lower your coworker through a wood chipper slowly feet first, it's very relaxing and fun. besides scum that does that dosent deserve to exist.

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