By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:13 - United States

Today, I was home on leave and having breakfast with my parents and my younger brothers. I guess I got too used to the rougher language around the Army barracks where I'm stationed. At the breakfast table I asked my Mom to "pass me the f***ing butter". FML
I agree, your life sucks 490
You deserved it 185
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jillie_fml 0

HAHAHAHA nice one. I was at my mom's and accidentally said her cat is so ******* cute.

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RuralNinja 0

That almost happened to me too when I was back on leave a few months ago.

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dyingstart 0

haha. it would have been awesome if your mom responded "There you ******* go!"

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nodbor 11

old joke=old punch line was damn fish. (fish caught at a dam.)

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so_me_fml 0

...blame it on PTSD?

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failwhale 0

I did the same thing last week. #6 is just a little pissy because he's on his period.

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happy_me 0

that's histerical XD not really a fyl or ydi, just freakin hilarious and yes, #106. totally PTSD hahaha

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UndeadMerc89 0

Haha, I'm on leave too and my whole family keeps giving me weird looks for the colorful language I've picked up while in the Army. And nah to #104. It's not PTSD, just a way of life for any good soldier. You think sailors cuss bad? Listen to an Army barracks for 15 minutes and you'd think you've heard it all

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paramite12 0

hahaha, I totally know what you're talking about. I'm in the Navy, so at least when I said "the weather is going to be shitty" she said she understood because I'm a sailor now. lol

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CJ090 0

Ha ha oh wow real funny I hope this dnt happen 2 me and I cuss like the sailor that I will be lolz

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GHEE_fml 0

LOL That's ******* awesome.

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