By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:13 - United States

Today, I was home on leave and having breakfast with my parents and my younger brothers. I guess I got too used to the rougher language around the Army barracks where I'm stationed. At the breakfast table I asked my Mom to "pass me the f***ing butter". FML
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jillie_fml 0

HAHAHAHA nice one. I was at my mom's and accidentally said her cat is so ******* cute.

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RuralNinja 0

That almost happened to me too when I was back on leave a few months ago.

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babawaba 0

who the **** cares about ******* words

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etymologia 0

Sounds more like you quoted Erving Goffman!

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Amkii 0

This actually made me literally lol! I got used to rougher language at school, so when I come home, I have to turn on a filter around my parents! I was mad about a power outage we had yesterday, right as I was trying to fill out a huge application online for a job (I was almost done, too), so I went downstairs, pissed, and complained to my mom about "that ******' shit." lol She really freaked out.

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reALassMOFer 0

Ohhhhhh no thats horrible...... you are an idiot......Not a FML

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neverland_fml 0

Ooops. Not the best choice of language but that's still really hilarious. My ex-Marine brother would soooooo do that. XD Also, thank you for risking your life so I can live mine. I won't talk politics but I love my soldiers and all our troops, no matter what they're told to do.

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MajorLeeScrewed 0

Why would you even swear like that at army barracks?

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britnii46726 0

ahaha, thats pretty funny. hmm maybe i should try that at the table, lol. this one actually made me lol. and thanks for risking your life to make a difference, you are one of the true heroes in our world.

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