Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself...

By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 22:00 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML

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Same thing different taste

By neckcrack - 07/09/2010 10:18 - Australia

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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Major romcom vibes

By staciedee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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The heat of the moment

By righthook - 08/04/2015 19:56 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He was about to make me come so I lifted my arm above my head with pleasure. I accidently punched him in the eye, hard enough that he had to stop for a while because he said he felt dizzy. FML

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It's just a flesh wound!

By manhandled - 01/02/2012 18:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML

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Cramped

By chelse_elyce - 21/01/2015 04:10 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in his car. We were in the front seat and I was on top. My ass hit the horn and scared my boyfriend so bad, he jumped, causing me to hit my head so hard that I swear I got a concussion. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

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By Darcy - 26/10/2011 06:58 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML

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Cool down

By Bruises - 18/05/2025 14:00 - United States - Edison

Today, my boyfriend picked me up during sex and set me on his shoulders, with his face buried in my pussy. I loved it until he took a step and put my face right in the path of the ceiling fan. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML

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Monday 8 November 2010 0:31

BOOM! Headshot! Look on the bright side OP. At least you didn't decide you needed to stretch your legs. You coulda kneed him in the balls, and then no dick for you!

amberbby69 6

Monday 8 November 2010 0:51

Meh, it happens.

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LaFHlax 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 22:03

that must have killed the moment...sorry :( lol

rant_8 0

Monday 14 February 2011 8:29

I'm throwing a vote out for most boring fml. it's not even an original awkward sex moment.

justanotherk1d 0

Monday 18 April 2011 8:09

64 btw everyone is having sex

liladavid 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 2:43

Whts wrong wit dat?

briannajm 9

Monday 23 January 2012 19:35

Mood killer !

dsl1dsl1 1

Monday 5 March 2012 20:34

56... How about you're wrong... :)

sugarbear0727 19

Friday 15 March 2013 23:57

I've done that before. Chipped a tooth too. :/

MasqueradeShadow 11

Monday 10 June 2013 7:01

This happened to me when I was with my ex. Except my head chipped his tooth and his tooth cut my forehead. Didn't stop us.

iLike2Teabag 27

Sunday 16 June 2013 12:28

Flag on the play: helmet to helmet contact. 15 yard penalty from spot of the foul, 1st down.

J15237 25

Thursday 28 May 2020 23:00

hey it can be hard to feel what your partner is going to do. I feel like if he is on top you should just lay there and enjoy his kisses or bites and what not. Then switch if you want to do the same thing.