Miscellaneous: Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French...

By Anonymous - 05/02/2012 15:45 - Reserved

Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML

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By purpledp12 - 11/02/2010 09:12 - United States

Today, I was eating in the food court at the mall by myself but then a cute guy from my school offers to sit by me, I say yes of course, he then asks me for a french fry. Later on I realize he has eaten half my meal. He only wanted to sit by me for my food. FML

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By pootythe5th - 30/08/2009 18:09 - United States

Today, I was at my favorite Mexican restaurant when I realized my really cute waiter, along with his buddies kept looking at me and smiling. Trying to be cool, I took a bite of my burrito, choked, and spilled ground beef down my new shirt and in my bra. They laughed the whole time. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 16:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was waiting for my food at McDonald's. I watched the most obese, sweaty man sneeze into the chips, wipe his nose on his hand and use his hand to shovel chips into a bag. They were my chips. FML

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Smooth

By HungryGirl - 24/10/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I went to McDonald's to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML

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By can't eat paper - 11/05/2014 01:34 - United States

Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 05:57 - United States

Today, I was eating some popcorn with a guy, and I noticed a piece of hair coming out my mouth. I pulled it... and pulled it... and eventually some popcorn pieces came out attached to the end of the hair. I was so embarrassed, he tried to make me feel better by saying it looked like a magic trick. FML

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Hair-raising

By what the fuck????? - 17/02/2022 16:01 - United States - Denver

Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML

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By Mc'xplosive - 09/10/2019 04:00

Today, after months of avoiding fast food, I decided to eat some McDonald's french fries. Though the fries were delicious, they were not worth the agonizing 15 minutes I spent on the toilet afterwards. FML

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Where d'you come from?

By Anonymous - 29/08/2021 23:01 - United States - Austin

Today, as someone with a large chest, I'm used to sometimes finding food in my clothes at the end of the day. However, when I took off my bra off, I found half of a dead grasshopper. FML

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By WishIWasADogMinder - 10/12/2015 10:47 - Australia

Today, while making less than minimum wage at McDonalds, I had to dispose of a grown man's soiled underwear that he left on the bathroom floor under a pile of toilet paper. It isn't even the grossest thing I've seen in my six months of employment. FML

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tropicalkisser 0

Sunday 5 February 2012 19:32

And that would be the person called quagmire :p

FirstTigerHobbes 13

Sunday 5 February 2012 19:36

No I believe he said: "it was the best French fry he'd ever eaten."

Comments

kei1108 13

Monday 6 February 2012 8:10

UGHH... SO sorry. That is ridiculously creepy... FYL. (call the police if he harasses you again...)

AwesomeFMLs 0

Monday 6 February 2012 8:21

Scary.........…

iArmy 6

Monday 6 February 2012 8:30

Stranger danger! Haha.

moneycool 5

Monday 6 February 2012 8:50

Tetalicious ( • )( • )

KVKdragon 26

Monday 6 February 2012 9:00

I think that warrants a punch to the jaw and a loud threat to call the cops for sexual harassment.

oldirtybasterdSE 0

Monday 6 February 2012 9:15

The term "Happy meal" takes a whole new meaning

RomoniReed 6

Monday 6 February 2012 9:51

O.o

darkinners 6

Monday 6 February 2012 10:58

he wasn't lying

henna_ali99 3

Monday 6 February 2012 11:53

That guy is a creep and probably a sex offender.

Rocky007 15

Monday 6 February 2012 12:49

YDI for eating at McDonslds. That food is not healthy.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Monday 6 February 2012 13:19

Everything is fine in moderation, champ. Everyone knows McDonalds isn't healthy, but what damage is it gonna do if it's eaten twice a year, if that? Absolutely none.