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By Spider-Eater-Man - 07/09/2016 14:04 - United States - Bellerose

Today, I was having a vivid dream about eating a really delicious piece of candy. When I woke up, I found the remnants of a long string of spider web hanging above my head, but no spider in sight. It was only when I picked a spider leg out from between my teeth that I put two and two together. FML
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johhnn 8

You're probably not going to find jelly spider candy appealing anymore huh?

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Geckosrock99 33

Great job, OP! Go for the primitive strike. Spider can't bite you if you bite it first.

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Hippohighasakite 21

Now you've eaten more spiders in your sleep than the average man!

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Nickimariek 20

Takes a whole new meaning to being Spiderman

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johhnn 8

You're probably not going to find jelly spider candy appealing anymore huh?

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TOPsCinderella 25

Hope that you're at least not arachnophobic.

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Geckosrock99 33

Great job, OP! Go for the primitive strike. Spider can't bite you if you bite it first.

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nebula33 5

This made me physically cringe. Poor OP.

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ArizonaRain001 12

PROTEIN! It probably wont hurt you. What's done is done.

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GhostFox 33

No. Nope. Nu-uh. I would probably vomit then move out. NEVER have I been so happy to have a disorder that necessitates a full mouth CPAP.

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ThatOnePolarBear 13

For all you know, you might like the taste of spider.

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