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By Anonymous - 05/03/2016 16:58 - United States - Fremont

Today I was having a "tea party" with my two year old daughter. I quickly remembered she can't reach the sink and had scooped up toilet water into the cups. FML
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A07 48

Didn't your parents teach their dog to be polite? Sorry, I mean kid.

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igg125 30

I always thought it was pretend tea.

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idk_rose 25

I swear I've read a different version of this fml on here before.

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Apparentlyacunt 18

shes two, I doubt she can do her business in the bathroom without help and supervision.

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ragnarok1540 39

That is certainly quite gross. The only consolation (albeit a very very small one) is that families/people who live together tend to develop the same intestinal microflora (a.k.a intestinal bacteria). As a result, illness is somewhat less likely. Possible silver lining: Now you have the opportunity to teach your daughter some new aspects of life: The difference between clean and dirty, sharing responsibilities to get a job done, and asking for help when she can't find/reach something ... Hopefully the next tea party will be more enjoyable.

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