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By Anonymous - 05/03/2016 16:58 - United States - Fremont

Today I was having a "tea party" with my two year old daughter. I quickly remembered she can't reach the sink and had scooped up toilet water into the cups. FML
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A07 48

Didn't your parents teach their dog to be polite? Sorry, I mean kid.

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igg125 30

I always thought it was pretend tea.

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zAstonish 20

Train your dog not to drink toilet water. Sorry, I mean kid.

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A07 48

Didn't your parents teach their dog to be polite? Sorry, I mean kid.

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Mauskau 35

As long as the toilet was flushed and you clean your toilet regularly, the water shouldn't be too unsafe to drink.

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A07 48

Safe enough to drink in a life threatening condition, sure. At a tea party? it's just disgusting.

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PencilTips 19

When you flush, tiny particles are still left within the water, using a cleaning agent will make it even worse for your heath when drinking it.

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aliciousness116 16

You should keep the ingredients prepared beforehand by her side. She'll learn better next time.

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A07 48

Here's to hoping you remembered before having a sip of tea

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CheekyRaccoon 27

Well the only positive thing about this is that you might get a body flush. All jokes aside, I hope that you don't get sick and that she learns the toilet water isn't for drinking.

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Jachin357 28

I vomited a little when reading this.

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igg125 30

I always thought it was pretend tea.

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tomvertigo 17

My sister always used just water when she had them.

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Seeya55 31

Pretty sure I saw a commercial with the exact same story in the past month.

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