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By farmingman - 14/04/2016 23:24 - United States

Today, I was hauling cow shit. I had a car following me very closely, so I turned on the spreader to get them to back off. It was a cop. I got pulled over in a tractor for spraying cow shit on a cop car. FML

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By kat, ACT - 20/12/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, while driving, we pulled up at a set of traffic lights next to a huge truck with live animals inside. Curious as to exactly what animal, I wound down my window to see if I could hear them, just in time for the truck to take off and cow shit to fly in my face. FML

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By yikes - 02/03/2013 15:32 - United States

Today, I was taking my dog for a walk and forgot a bag to pick up his poop, since it's illegal to not pick it up in my town. Right as my dog started to take a dump, a cop car drove by and continued to watch me as I was forced to pick up the poop with my bare hands. FML

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By Chey - 22/03/2012 22:13 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML

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Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML

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By AmberKCole - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2016 07:04 - United States - Burbank

Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML

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fsomelife 26

Friday 15 April 2016 9:54

Try saying "cow crap on a cop car" five times fast.

Gabilliam 19

Friday 15 April 2016 9:51

You silly tit.

Comments

Cow_Girl_Lilly 24

Friday 15 April 2016 19:41

Coming from the farm background myself, I'm surprised you didn't get another ticket for "losing part of load on the road". That happened to a coworker of mine.

phreaker913 21

Friday 15 April 2016 19:47

he deserved it. shouldn't have been following so closely

brocho 26

Tuesday 3 May 2016 7:41

Dumping a load of shit on his car and obstructing his view, which could've potentially caused an accident, was not the way to handle it.

soulreaper12296 28

Friday 15 April 2016 20:12

100% YDI. Even if it wasn't a cop falling close behind you, that makes you just as big of an asshole driver. Doing that could have just as easily caused a wreck.

Poppleton99 9

Friday 15 April 2016 20:51

That's what you get for not pulling over and letting him pass you. If you're in a tractor of course people are going to tail you. YDI

MrErazo 10

Friday 15 April 2016 21:35

Yup sounds like something that would happen to me ??

barlos88 19

Friday 15 April 2016 21:59

Shitty deals, still being able to say you sprayed a cop with cow shit, worth it?

cailey1234567890 24

Friday 15 April 2016 22:03

I certainly would never ever EVER do that on a two way. Ever. Just like I said up there, It's on a one way. Two+ lane roads.

JudgeComrade 17

Saturday 16 April 2016 1:16

By hauling cow shit, I guess you meant yourself.

HylianBadger 21

Saturday 16 April 2016 1:43

Even as a cop, there is NO reason for tailgating anyone, especially someone just trying to do their job. For some reason jackasses like that are the worst when it comes to becoming offended at anything another person does, even if they were the ones to start it. But still, you shouldn't lower yourself to their level. Even piece of shit humans like that have to get around somehow.