Love: Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next...

By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML

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TheEmoPrepGirl 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:19

Ouch! Dump her and get on with your life!

bioclock 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:27

I hope you knocked on your neighbor's door and dumped the bitch right then and there.

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football70 5

Wednesday 2 January 2013 22:32

You should've figured out where the head of the bed was and punched through the wall who cares who you hit at that point

MTCoralReefer 10

Thursday 17 January 2013 7:46

no f"n way, what are the odds?

Izzytehpwnr49 5

Friday 15 March 2013 20:10

lol ouch >.

kymber18 4

Saturday 16 March 2013 5:10

OMG I saw the video for this FML! DUDE IM SORRY

1Dfangirl 21

Sunday 24 March 2013 23:26

Did u break up with her or beat the man? Or both?

Stephyy_B 2

Wednesday 3 April 2013 19:25

Wow, that has gotta hurt...

Lostinloserville 3

Friday 12 April 2013 16:32

I told her to put the phone on vibrate... She likes that!

Bicko2004 25

Monday 22 April 2013 4:13

Time for a new girlfriend, dump the bitch and move on.

AyalaStarr 4

Friday 26 April 2013 1:48

Wtf, hopefully you dumped her. That gives a bad image to the rest of us women.

xSuchaAsianx 5

Friday 26 April 2013 4:04

Wait so you're telling me you were hungry just by the thought of sex?

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