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By The fat and the ugly - 27/10/2011 18:56 - Finland

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Today, I was getting out of the shower, when my boyfriend decided to ask, "Did your boobs get smaller, or did you just gain weight around them?" FML

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By not-that-fat - 27/07/2009 13:49 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said, "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML

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By LosTits - 03/09/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said "I think your tits are smaller." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2011 03:41 - United States

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Today, I asked my boyfriend if I've gained weight. He replied, "Why do you think I've been so often on top lately?" FML

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Thanks, honey.

By Fluffy - 13/12/2017 19:00

Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2020 14:00

Today, I asked my boyfriend to honestly tell me if I had become overweight. He replied that yes, I had, but that it was OK because I was his "Lumpy Space Princess." FML

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Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2012 13:10 - Australia

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Today, after over a year of lifestyle changes and a ritualistic exercise regime, I finally reached my goal weight. I excitedly told my boyfriend, and he responded, "Yeah, that's nice, but now your tits are tiny". FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2013 04:11 - United States

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Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2014 17:14 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML

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Roll with it

By anon - 17/09/2019 22:00

Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML

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Top comments

kkmwong 11

Thursday 27 October 2011 23:07

You should have said the same thing about his dick.

mickeygirl 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 23:09

"well , did ur dick get smaller, or am I thinking of my ex- boyfriend?"

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dorkyprincess 1

Sunday 30 October 2011 21:47

No girl deserves that if he doesn't realize that, he doesn't deserve you.

katielea14 0

Monday 31 October 2011 2:55

Thats ****** Up!

kayaker83 4

Monday 31 October 2011 6:11

You should've just kicked him in the nuts

TimysterGates 15

Monday 31 October 2011 21:22

Considering your username, it's extra rude. I'm sure you're beautiful. Everyone is beautiful in a way.

noooodlez 2

Tuesday 1 November 2011 2:24

that's rude, you should've snapped back

eesiino24 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 3:16

normally when you gain weight your boobs get bigger.... sooo

allisonmichelle 3

Wednesday 9 November 2011 0:02

you are too good for him

RussianBabe 1

Thursday 10 November 2011 6:14

if my bf said that , the next time having sex , id ask him .. did Ur Dick get smaller ? or maybe Ur brothers is just bigger .... maybe he would stop !

mrkatrina7 0

Saturday 17 December 2011 9:18

What an ass

Softballchhickk 11

Friday 23 December 2011 6:17

you should've said "did your dick get smaller? or did you gain wait around it?"

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