By The fat and the ugly - 27/10/2011 18:56 - Finland

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Today, I was getting out of the shower, when my boyfriend decided to ask, "Did your boobs get smaller, or did you just gain weight around them?" FML
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kkmwong 11

You should have said the same thing about his dick.

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mickeygirl 0

"well , did ur dick get smaller, or am I thinking of my ex- boyfriend?"

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bubo_fml 10

When in doubt, always go for the tried & true, obligatory penis size retaliatory insult...

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nebo98 1

Or better than kick his ass, his balls?

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cuddlekins 0

Next time you see him naked you should ask him did you dick get smaller or did you gain weight around it

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cuddlekins 0

Next time you see him naked you should ask him did you dick get smaller or did you gain weight around it

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lucyinthesky420 10

I don't understand... If you gained weight, your boobs would get larger, not smaller. O.o

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pere 11

You should have looked him in the eyes and said, "I dunno babe, did your penis shrink or has it always been that small?"

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