Today... I was driving to my friend's grandma's funeral and my...

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By Andrewvykh - 02/03/2017 16:03

Today... I was driving to my friend's grandma's funeral and my tire on my brand new 2013 wrx hatchback popped and sent me into a barrier. Later my mom texted me and sent said my dog died. So missed a funeral,wrecked my car , and my dog died. FML

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RetireEngland 24

Sunday 5 March 2017 20:58

So 4 years old is new huh.. I see

amazed_71 14

Sunday 5 March 2017 23:37

He could've just bought it, in which case it would be new to him.

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RetireEngland 24

Sunday 5 March 2017 20:58

So 4 years old is new huh.. I see

JinxTheQueen 16

Sunday 5 March 2017 22:19

New to them probably.

amazed_71 14

Sunday 5 March 2017 23:37

He could've just bought it, in which case it would be new to him.

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