By eenkoekje - 13/05/2011 07:20

Today, I was called by my son's school to pick him up. Apparently, he snorted baking soda, crushed aspirin, and flour because he thought it was coke. Where did I go wrong raising this twerp? FML
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iAmScrubs 19

He thought he was Charlie Sheen. Don't blame him.

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Igor_g5 0

You didn't teach him how to tell real coke from BS. That's where you went wrong.

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CondomSense 4

you. dumb bitch.

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aaks94 13

bad parent for calling ur kid a twerp

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dyschordia 0

I once told this guy he should snort salvital (like alka-seltzer if you know what that is), never thinking he actually would. Have you ever seen somebody foaming from the nose? Freaking hilarious =D

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Lost_Texan4751 0

you went wrong by calling your own son names. your the damn idiot. you son just wants to fit in with people that like him.

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Lost_Texan4751 0

you went wrong by calling your own son names. your the damn idiot. you son just wants to fit in with people that like him.

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dugweacr 2

I tried snorting coke once... but the icecubes got stuck in my nose

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twistedgrudge 0

haha lool fail! and coke dosent look like what he'd take ;D i'd know

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jeffreybean 3

maybe bc u refer to him as a twerp just saying one bad thing leads to another

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