By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
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Derick_Z 0

Eh, not so bad.. Maybe he was just trying to break the tension by joking around? I understand the awkwardness of a doctor from the opposite sex feeling your downstairs though :P

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obamas_mama 0

Why are so many gynocologists male and not female?

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MelissaLove234 7

I'd kick him in the face . I'm a 12 year old girl and if anyone does that to me I sware to god I refuse to take off anything but my shirt and pants

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cartedor 18

Seriously, no matter how good he is, he is never going to be as good as the female one.

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TheImaginarySong 16

What. The. Freaking. Heck. Is. Wrong. With. That. Dude.

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mollypop35 28

Holy shit he felt around your uterus?!? That means he stuck his finger up your cervix ouch ?

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SammiixSue 13

The last thing anyone needs is a male gynecologist who makes jokes while his hand is up your ******.

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amberdea404 28

I'm sorry but I don't see how you were a "sock puppet"

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