Intimacy: Today, I was at my friend's dorm eating supper. He and all his...

By NiHao - 28/09/2009 03:16 - Canada

Today, I was at my friend's dorm eating supper. He and all his roommates are Chinese, and since I'm majoring in Chinese, I could understand what they were talking about. Too bad none of his friends knew that, and talked about banging me while I was sitting there. FML

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By bluediva24 - 26/01/2011 00:54

Today, I spent all day preparing a big, elaborate Italian dinner for my boyfriend, who recently discovered he was part Italian. He came home, turned up his nose and said "I was in the mood for Chinese". FML

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Today, I introduced my Chinese-born girlfriend to the rest of the family. My uncle immediately blurted out, "He's dating a communist." FML

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Party zone!!

By helloworld92 - 31/01/2009 20:33 - United States

Today, I hung out with my crush for only the second time at his apartment. He was having a party. After a few sips of my green apple smirnoff, I puked up the Chinese food I had eaten earlier all over his new couch in front of him and a bunch of people I didn't know. FML

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By sometingwong - 01/12/2011 20:32 - United States

Today, I had dinner at my girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great, until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend for a baseball tournament. FML

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By Sandra - 18/02/2009 14:15 - Ireland

Today, I got talking to a really hot guy at a party. He told me that he was only here because he heard the host would sleep with anyone, and he and his buddies had a bet going. It was my party. FML

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xoxcinderellaxox 0

Monday 28 September 2009 11:00

i would have surprised them by speaking to them in chinese and tell them an awesome comeback to shut them up then walked right out.

cocky 0

Monday 28 September 2009 9:54

You should've responded in Chinese by saying, "Too bad I wouldn't feel your tiny Asian dicks!" Buhahahaha.

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nicktowery 0

Monday 28 September 2009 16:58

how did he not know your major? lmfao #10

Zoa_fml 0

Monday 28 September 2009 18:52

really?? This is an fml...? a bunch of Asian guys think you're attractive? I can't wait to see how you handle REAL problems!

ashblueeyez14 0

Monday 28 September 2009 19:40

LOL you should of said something back

LewJH 0

Monday 28 September 2009 20:32

At least you're doing well in Chinese :)

alphaxzero 0

Monday 28 September 2009 20:58

major in Chinese? what? is that a real major?

quackquackquac 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 1:13

yeah. foreign language teachers do it all the time. like spanish teachers major in spanish. it's also culture and stuff, not just the language.

xSceneSceneBabyx 0

Monday 28 September 2009 21:57

next time if they say stuff like that, you should be like "that would be fun" in flawless Chinese. ahaha, that would be amazing.

molitov 0

Monday 28 September 2009 22:21

I agree, if they had been insulting u the entire time than it would suck.. I think how u handled it is FYL.. u coulda made such a joke of those guys by saying something in Chinese to them..

lotsologan 2

Monday 28 September 2009 22:58

Me so horny! Me love you long time! That is the first thing I thought of when I saw this. Lol

THISISCITRUS 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 16:45

YOU WIN ONE INTERNETS.

elizanena9 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 3:04

ha! roflmao!

mikew85 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 5:55

why didn't you call them out? I wouldn't assume all Asians speak an Asian language, they shouldn't assume you only speak English. You should've taught them a lesson!!