By NiHao - 28/09/2009 03:16 - Canada

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Today, I was at my friend's dorm eating supper. He and all his roommates are Chinese, and since I'm majoring in Chinese, I could understand what they were talking about. Too bad none of his friends knew that, and talked about banging me while I was sitting there. FML
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xoxcinderellaxox 0

i would have surprised them by speaking to them in chinese and tell them an awesome comeback to shut them up then walked right out.

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cocky 0

You should've responded in Chinese by saying, "Too bad I wouldn't feel your tiny Asian dicks!" Buhahahaha.

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DynamicDave 11

#10 = ownage! Also, his username fits that comment perfectly!

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1goodthing 0

ok I guess 14 is a personal record... and OP i dnt know if thats much of an FML, seems like u can mess with them, provided this is not a fake of course

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RagePX 0

ydi cause ure a hot shiznit and i would join the fun :D haha

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xoxcinderellaxox 0

i would have surprised them by speaking to them in chinese and tell them an awesome comeback to shut them up then walked right out.

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jchansfan 0

LOL That's great! :P Sorry you had to go through such an awkward scenario though... =(

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teddyddet 3

You said "eatins supper" and you're not Chinese ? gotta be kidding

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Njtorres 0

and I bet you could handle all of them ,you wouldn't feel a thing oh wait Asians don't shave ewww now I understand your pain!!!

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Lythiaren 8

This is one of those situations where, at a random point in the conversation, you respond to one of their remarks. In Chinese. Then watch the awkward silence descend as they realize that you can understand what they've been saying the while time. They'll never do it again. :D

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