By thisblows - 11/04/2009 20:42 - United States

Today, I was at a professional hockey game. I wasn't paying attention and a puck was shot into the stands and hit me in the face. My mouth was bleeding and I lost two teeth. As I was trying to cough up my teeth the old man next to me shoved me over and stole the puck. Everyone cheered. FML
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Top comments

luigi23_fml 0

that sucks you should have punched him

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Sens_fan9 0

Stupid old man. Should have nailed him in the mouth and taken the puck. See how many cheers you would have gotten...

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derekwhip 2

You're lucky to be alive! I've heard about people dying from getting hit by a hockey puck.

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sythe511 28

Elbow the old guy in the neck and grab the puck

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DontSaveMe 16

I've choked on teeth :( it's horrible. FYL OP :(

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Mcstud1y 30

Always pay attention

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TheSmartAss10 21

That's pretty impressive considering the arenas are lined with plastic plexi glass windows so it's impossible for that to happen.

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heatherrr17 19

Thats dumb u got hit by it u should get the puck

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risingtide 19

Sounds worse than Baudelaire's series of unfortunate events

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