By thisblows - 11/04/2009 20:42 - United States

Today, I was at a professional hockey game. I wasn't paying attention and a puck was shot into the stands and hit me in the face. My mouth was bleeding and I lost two teeth. As I was trying to cough up my teeth the old man next to me shoved me over and stole the puck. Everyone cheered. FML
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luigi23_fml 0

that sucks you should have punched him

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Sens_fan9 0

Stupid old man. Should have nailed him in the mouth and taken the puck. See how many cheers you would have gotten...

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randall_doak 4

Wow, some of the things we do to entertain ourselves......

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at0micmin3r 23

Stupid people going "YDI". Yes, CLEARLY they deserve it for not paying attention to a three or four inch or whatever projectile traveling at some 90 MPH.

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bestnamever 6

I have been to many professional hockey games. Like previous have stated, YOU CAN'T DODGE A PUCK GOING THAT FAST. If you can, congrats, Superman. And how did someone deserve getting their teeth knocked out? Or have some bitchy old man steal it and have people applaud? Jesus.

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antherletdwn 0

wow.... almost same thing happened to my cousin at a baseball game... except she was about ten... and the guy that took it from her was a guy her parents knew from the schools PTA ... and when they asked for the ball back becasue it hit my cousin in the face he said no...

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Reaper941 2

That happens a lot at our rink, we don't have Plexi.

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sk8erd 15

Hope you have good Dental insurance

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chickletno1 0

I would have pushed him aside and fought for the puck :P then maybe throw the bloody teeth at him.

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bubo_fml 10

Sorry to hear it...Just be glad you weren't at the ballet, where the puck would be substituted for a kotex!

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janro72 10

damn hockey fans :p no compassion, whatsoever

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