By thisblows - 11/04/2009 20:42 - United States

Today, I was at a professional hockey game. I wasn't paying attention and a puck was shot into the stands and hit me in the face. My mouth was bleeding and I lost two teeth. As I was trying to cough up my teeth the old man next to me shoved me over and stole the puck. Everyone cheered. FML
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luigi23_fml 0

that sucks you should have punched him

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Sens_fan9 0

Stupid old man. Should have nailed him in the mouth and taken the puck. See how many cheers you would have gotten...

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jkilla6 0

people are assholes. you maybe could have prevented that one, but you definitely didn't deserve it. that sucks.

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skippyelgato 0

You should sue the team or the stadium. Probably the stadium. Or at least request restitution.

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loverlyeyes90 0

serves you right for not paying attention at a professional hockey game! :[

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may_cause_fail 0

Don't they have huge plastic walls to keep stuff like this from happening? If this is real, you must have been sitting higher up. Also I'm guessing people clapped because they couldn't see what was going on.

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meep64 0

What a dick! You should've punched him in the face. That must've hurt.

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tomarino13 0

Kick his ass. Get your ******* puck back.

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tomarino13 0

Kick his ass. Get your ******* puck back.

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nsupe 0

Your lucky you lived. Happy Gilmores dad died from getting hit by a puck

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