Love: Today, I was accused of cheating on my wife when an earring was...

By lostbandana - 03/07/2011 02:15 - United States

Today, I was accused of cheating on my wife when an earring was found in our car. I knew it was my mom's missing earring but she didn't believe me. After calling my mom and getting them on the phone to clarify, my wife is upset I told my mother at all. Now I'm not a cheater, just an asshole. FML

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By sigh - 21/12/2011 12:39 - United States

Today, I was called a "whore," a "demon," a "piece of shit," and a "disrespectful bitch." All of this happened because I wouldn't let my mother-in-law borrow my car. This is a woman with multiple speeding tickets. FML

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fatalkiss 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 9:14

She's embarrassed because now she looks like a paranoid bitch who jumps to conclusions. So to justify her behavior, she marks you as "the asshole". It's obviously her own issue. Hopefully, she realized that soon.

Freeze_fml 16

Sunday 3 July 2011 9:11

That's how it goes unfortunately.

Comments

sam0539 0

Monday 4 July 2011 5:19

what the heck did she want you to do let her believe you were a cheater

Beast_Hoff 0

Monday 4 July 2011 6:20

Damned if you do, Damned if you dont.

raavybaaby_fml 0

Monday 4 July 2011 6:52

I don't get this?

kathrynclw 0

Monday 4 July 2011 7:11

I know the feeling :p

FMLaddict20 5

Monday 4 July 2011 7:25

she sound like a bitch

sparxva 12

Monday 4 July 2011 8:00

Tell your wife you were letting your mother know you found her missing earring. Then tell her to make you a sandwich...

5t3ff1k4h 44

Monday 4 July 2011 13:07

You're not funny.

sparxva 12

Monday 4 July 2011 8:11

Your wife is either paranoid, or cheating on you, or has history with a cheater. Of course, op never said he isn't cheating, just that it is his mother's earring. Wife may be wrong this time, but not wrong in general. Either way, her ego clearly won't let her admit a mistake.