Miscellaneous: Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen...

By anon - 23/03/2011 04:56

Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2020 23:16

Today, I walked in on my roommate with his pants down at his ankles, taking a picture of his poop. This would've been less disgusting if we'd been in the bathroom, not the kitchen. FML

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By SinkyBalls - 30/08/2011 03:56 - Canada

Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML

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By meeeeeee - 26/11/2011 15:38 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML

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By KP - 25/06/2009 16:22 - United States

Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML

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By shittysituation - 05/01/2015 06:27 - United States - Milpitas

Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML

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By curlyisnogood - 10/01/2011 00:19

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

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By youredisgusting - 03/10/2014 07:00 - United States - Merced

Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML

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Dude, WTF?

By Anonymous - 18/03/2016 20:57 - United States - Valley Stream

Today, my roommate reached a whole new level of laziness: I caught him casually peeing into an empty beer bottle while laying in bed. FML

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By Potty-Pot - 23/01/2017 10:00

Today, my flatmate took his hour plus long shower while we both tried to get ready for work. I had a choice to wet myself or pee in a cooking pot. I chose the pot. FML

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By anti-peecleaner - 22/11/2010 22:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML

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tnlander 20

Wednesday 23 March 2011 12:04

looks like someone is going dish shopping.

FMLephant 2

Wednesday 23 March 2011 12:11

He was just pre-soaking the dishes. Dried on food can be a bitch to remove.

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jordanlite 16

Friday 25 March 2011 8:09

that should be grounds for breaking a lease without a penalty!

angel55033 12

Monday 28 March 2011 11:07

nice way to rip off the movie

zURideN 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 1:08

hahahaha that's actually pretty funny (:

ndiggidy 0

Monday 11 April 2011 6:14

Saw that on a movie.

katybeanny 0

Friday 22 April 2011 6:58

the piss is actually more sanitary then the dishes were so he was actually just trying to help you out

Kate1453 6

Monday 26 September 2011 6:27

Thats digusting!!

hayhay92 5

Wednesday 26 October 2011 3:28

Time to crack out the paper plates and plastic utensils!

thimovw 4

Monday 21 November 2011 15:43

I'm kinda wondering what'd he smoked o-0

COCObear22 4

Tuesday 15 October 2013 16:05

At least they where not clean

evan_7899 28

Wednesday 23 October 2013 22:24

Well i can tell you its not lemon detergent

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Same thing different taste

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Dude, WTF?

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