By Alisha - 07/08/2012 18:04 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, I visited my mother's new apartment, and found a picture of yours truly hanging above her toilet, and I asked why it was there. She shrugged and said, "Because the thought of you makes me want to take a shit?" FML
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Helloilike_lacro 8

You, like a shit, just needed to get out of her

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MURIKKA 11

Ah, asshole relatives... Can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em.

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olpally 32

Your mom really is a piece of shit... That bitch.

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Bluekaren16 19

Wait if its above her toilet then she can't stare at it while she's taking a dump. Unless she takes dumps in an unusual position.

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Popcornography 10

So she can drink her chocolate milk! Anybody else see that South Park episode?

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flutter4 7

29 I just had a disturbing mental image

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krewer21 1

Did you smile and mention you have her picture all over the boxes of vaginal hygiene solution?

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Violent_Syd 2

Your mom is funny, that's something my mo would say

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Ashley0911 8

You should return the favor and hang her picture over your trash can and tell her she reminds you to clean up the trash.

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BubbleGrunge 18

When she bitches at you that you never come around, tell her to take her ass to the shitter and stare at your picture.

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Irishgypsy 2

Remind her that you will be picking out her nursing home.

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carminecris89 13

You should have just left and told her if thats how she feels then maybe you two don't need a relationship. Just because she's blood doesn't mean you should be mistreated.

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randirlee 6

I'm pretty sure op wasn't Upset enough to disown their mother .... It was a joke .. Calm your shit...

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carminecris89 13

72 Joke or not that's an awful thing to say. You would probably be upset if your photo was over a toilet.

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raraisbang 12

If that's awful enough to disown your mother, I should've kicked mine to the curb years ago! But really, get over it. Maybe OPs mom hung it in the bathroom without realizing that the location was horrible, and when called out, made an unsavory joke. Either way, you don't end a relationship with your mother over something like that. Grow up.

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