Health: Today, I tried to take a shower and was thrown out by my mother.... - FML

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By ickysticky - 03/07/2016 03:31 - United States

Today, I tried to take a shower and was thrown out by my mother. Apparently I'm not allowed to shower on my monthly because she believes the hot water will stimulate blood flow and I'll pass out from blood loss. I can't convince her otherwise and I can't survive off wet wipe showers for a week. FML

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minissaussette 25

Sunday 3 July 2016 11:42

Call a doctor and have said doctor explain how stupid that is. Sorry you have a parent so convinced of their crazy beliefs

benjamin03_fml 22

Sunday 3 July 2016 14:26

Go to your friend/relatives house and say your shower broke. Shower there then come home. Worked for me (with different circumstances).

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Monday 4 July 2016 14:54

Do you have a gym/club/school you can shower at? If not, how about a relative or friend?

BloodyGlass 10

Tuesday 5 July 2016 10:47

Lock the door behind you, because that's disgusting, showers are your best friend during your period.

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