Today, I tried to get my husband in the mood after 547 days of... - FML

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By "littlekellilee" - 26/06/2018 10:23

Today, I tried to get my husband in the mood after 547 days of no sex by simply telling him we're having sex tonight in a sexy way. Instead of being turned on, he freaked out and yelled "no one would want to have sex after being told that! * and stormed out. Looks like it's about to be 548 days. FML

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ChromoTec 24

Friday 29 June 2018 2:16

Well, you've been counting

Pseudonym 18

Saturday 7 July 2018 9:05

Your husband is blatantly avoiding having sexual intimacy with you and using any excuse he can to do so. I would recommend confronting him about why and perhaps a trip to the doctor as issues with men's sex drive can very much be hormone imbalances.

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ChromoTec 24

Friday 29 June 2018 2:16

Well, you've been counting

MamaChey 24

Friday 29 June 2018 6:49

Sounds like an excuse not to have sex with you. Are you sure he doesn’t have a side chick?

littlekellilee 45

Thursday 5 July 2018 12:55

Yeah, he's with me way too much to be able to have one. He even works from home. He just has the lowest sex drive I've ever seen or heard of.

Pseudonym 18

Saturday 7 July 2018 9:05

Your husband is blatantly avoiding having sexual intimacy with you and using any excuse he can to do so. I would recommend confronting him about why and perhaps a trip to the doctor as issues with men's sex drive can very much be hormone imbalances.

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