By Dontworryaboutit - 28/12/2009 10:16 - United States

Spicy
Today, I tried to get my girlfriend of nine months to have oral sex with me. She was eating a hot dog. She then said, "If you ask me again, this is what I'll do to you." She then bit the hot dog in half. FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 468
You deserved it 38 985

Same thing different taste

Top comments

KrystleLynn 0

your girlfriend rules dude. don't **** with her.

On one hand, your life sucks because your GF doesn't. On the other hand, her reaction was absolutely hilarious...

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ChaosInACT 1

wow. people everywhere saying how awesome she is. u guys are unreal! if she asked him nicely to go down on her and he said he would rather saw her box in half, how awesome would he be? She seems VERY selfish frankly, unless she is happy not to be pleasured herself...

ChaosInACT 1

lol and one other thing - she may not suck your dick, but I bet a million dollars she will suck SOME guys dick one day. bummer huh.

XD the way things are going for you it's never going to be the footlong special and you just going to end up another weiny

Some girls just don't like giving head. It doesn't mean we don't like sex, it just means we don't like pee sticks in our mouths. And Ops girlfriend sounds funny!

So? You should respect her and her choice not to do it. It's kind of gross, and I don't blame her for not wanting to. I like how she put it, she sounds really funny. Stay with her. You want head that bad? There are prostitutes for that. Good on her for having self respect. Not that theres anything wrong with giving head (I do it myself) but some people are really proud, and it is degrading. Maybe if you tell her she doesnt have to get on her knees or something it will help.Or, ya know, suck it up (pun intended) because you're not gonna die from lack of ********.

ex_ff 9

If she's that aggressive now, imagine what she's gonna do later on in the relationship. I say dump her now before you get hurt.

I'm disgusted by OP's and the authors of some of the comments in this thread. Let's get this straight; no one has the right to demand sexual favours from another human being! Your sexuality is ALWAYS your own responsibility, and if you don't find your sexlife with your partner satisfying, find another partner. Don't force your current one into something she clearly doesn't want!

oral is kind of gross, most girls dont like it and only do it to be sexy. the golden rule of oral is if you wouldent eat a burger that fell onto your penis, then you shouldent expect any ********.