By Anonymous - 07/06/2015 07:54 - United States - Wheatland

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Today, I tried talking to my wife about our sexless marriage. Her only response was to toss me a sock and say "Knock yourself out, fuckstick." FML
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Attacksloth 33

What's with all of these sexless marriage FMLS lately? We need some aphrodisiacs up in here.

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Rinat_fml 26

It doesn't sound like she's trying at all to make the sex work. FYL indeed.

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kidFawkes 14

"What is love? My baby won't **** me, won't **** me, no more."

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LuckyDuckie 16

it's perfectly fine that she doesnt want sex, but that reaction was totally rude, FYL

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ZoroMiHawk 25

That kind of response suggests she's probably seeing someone else. Sorry OP.

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DrCheese 16

What a nice marriage. And women wonder why men don't want to marry...

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limabeans101029 20

Generalizations. I agree that OP's wife sounds like a horrible person but lots of men do want to marry, and men can also be horrible.

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S1N9UL4R17Y 8

you can try romancing her up, but if you don't have kids you might actually want to consider finding someone who meets your needs...and I don't mean cheat btw.

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knightjeff 2

Why would anybody be in a sexless marriage??? Thank God my wife has, not only stayed interested, but she nearly attacks me after 16 years of an amazing marriage. I don't get why anybody would want to live a sexless life... To each his own. I just feel bad for this guy.

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Drosophila82 18

Your life really sucks buddy and I think your marriage is kinda over...

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doumtabarnack 12

File a divorce. Immediatly. She should never disrespect you like this.

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