By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 20:00 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML
I agree, your life sucks 51 999
You deserved it 7 336
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

ohmandapants 16

What an ungrateful bitch. I wouldn't take that bullshit if I were you.

523 15
fanceh 10

That's when you take the shit back, hand her a breadstick and tell her to wait in the ******* car while you enjoy your dinner.

222 6

Comments

Chad_the_Brony 0

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dump that bitch hard, There's better for you.

1 1
CRASH_513 4

Wow sounds like my ex wife. Emphasis on EX!

0 0
Feedmyaddiction5 14

Girls like that make other girls look bad. Do many women would love that as a gift

2 0
Grouse 5

Ditch the bitch! Unless of course you already have or "love" her too much.

0 0
Minnie87 0

Aww I would had love if a guy did something like that for me.

0 0
blowntegdb8 5

Wow I hope someone does it for you!!

0 0
XDBrittany1228 0

Next time give her your dick in a box.

1 0
purebliss7 6

uuuhhh...can you say selfish? i would have took it all back and made her pay for dinner then ask her do you like you gifts now?

0 0